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King Kong 
By: Robert Lund
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Duration: 3:58 
Release Date: 2005  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne) 
Music By: M. Spaff Sumsion (Captain Wayne) 
Produced By: Robert Lund ( 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of Aerosmith's "Dream On" (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Every time - that I climb your apartment
    I get fines - from the poh-lice department
    [Wistful inhale]
    They strafe me too-oooh

    With my height
    Pants won't stay on
    Seems to scare the babes
    'n' All I get's bananas for my paaaay

    Eh -
    Oh no
    Nobody knows
    Just how bad
    My back hair grows
    I know
    It's never gonna thin
    Think I'll get waxed and go-oh

    If you faint - like my girlfriend Fay Wray did
    You may wake - up in-simian-ated
    Too bad she's gooooone-oh
    Other flings
    Smell like the zoo

    Scream with me
    Scream-movie junkies
    Scream for the reigning
    King of the monkeys
    Scream-a with me
    Scream like Fay Wray
    Maybe tomorrow
    A big ape will take you awaaayhayayaayya

    Well -
    Scream with me
    Screaming's aerobic
    Scream like you're blitzed or
    Scream-a, shorty
    Dress for our date
    I'm just a tourist
    We'll check out the Em-pi-re Stayhayayayate

    Mm -
    King Kong
    King Kong
    King Kong
    King of all the primate duuudes

    King Kong
    King Kong
    King Kong
    King of Peter Jackson's brood

    King Kong
    King Kong
    King Kong
    King Kong

    Scream with me
    Scream, sweet Naomi
    Scream like you're kissed by
    Adrien Brody
    Scream-a with me
    Jess-ic-a Lange
    'Cause your caree-er
    'Bout died when they saw you ape-banged

    Scream, Mothra
    Godzilla, bite me
    Buzz off, Joe Young - your
    Ass ain't so Mighty
    Scream-a with me
    Straight to the bank
    Hey, we're all bad but
    There's no bigger monkey to spank
    (Captain Wayne)
    Current Rating 9.4 (2 votes)
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