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| Facts: |
| Title was taken from a spam e-mail subject line circulated in 2004 (peterpuck9) |
| Released on "Laughter Is A Powerful Weapon, Volume 2" to raise money for Hurricane Katrina victims. (peterpuck9) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
You told you could slice through a horse with your face
You claimed that you could see though solid pork
You said you could communicate telepathically with waffles
You told me you impregnated a spork
But you were wrong, you were wrong
I checked your story on the Internet
It didn’t take too long
To analyze the lies that you did spew
To confidently prove that you were wrong
Cabinet sanchez you were wrong
You said Bisquick was used as currency in Abu Dhabi
You told me you ate Sandy Duncan’s eye (eye eye eye)
You said you could tell the capacity of a hard drive by the odor
You told me smoking plankton makes you high
But you were wrong, you were wrong
Though you did convince some stoners
To put sea life in their bong
I found that everything you say you do
Just drives home the point that you were wrong
Cabinet sanchez you were wrong
Whenever you proceed to open up your stinkin’ yap
The flies nearby just multiply, ‘cause they can smell the crap
And every single syllable you utter seems to be
Just such pure fiction it must have been extracted rectally
You told me sentient cummerbunds once tried to eat your nipples
You said you joined an Olympic drooling team
You told me you once shared a urinal with three Ghostbusters
And destroyed the bathroom when you crossed the streams
But you were wrong, you were wrong
And now your fictional adventures
are immortalized in song
And I hope a make a buck or two
From this tune about how you were wrong
Cabinet sanchez you were wrong
Yeah, every time you claim that you
Played strip Pac-man with the Who
Drank a quart of Selsun Blue
Had hot sex with Pikachu
Made a bee and mayonnaise stew
Saw the Pope do number two
Caaaabinet sanchez you were
Caaaabinet sanchez
You were wrong, Cabinet sanchez
You were wrong
And your name is stupid, blah!
(peterpuck9) |
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Current Rating
10.0
(3 votes)
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| Played on 18 shows: |
 | 02-03-23, #WOTR_312 |  | 05-21-06, #06-21 |
| 07-08-17, #AOTA-170708 | | 03-19-06, #06-12 |
| 11-13-09, #BR-09-91 | | 02-12-06, #06-07 |
| 06-26-09, #BR-09-71 | | 02-07-06, #KMCC_2-14 |
| 01-12-08, #MMCZ_08-02 | | 02-05-06, #06-06 |
| 12-08-07, #MMS-101 | | 01-27-06, #06-05 |
| 03-17-07, #ROTP_134 | | 01-22-06, #06-04 |
| 12-31-06, #06-53 | | 12-05-05, #MM-35 |
| 05-28-06, #MMS-29 | | 12-27-04, #ISGD-04-61 |
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fiogf49gjkf0d That was all the help I needed. Thanks!
--- SpongeBobLuvr
Sounds something like "You told me you once share _____ out with three Ghostbusters". How\'s that for a start? I\'d have to hear a better quality version to hear it completely.
-SBL
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fiogf49gjkf0d Sounds something like "You told me you once share _____ out with three Ghostbusters". How's that for a start? I'd have to hear a better quality version to hear it completely.
-SBL
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fiogf49gjkf0d Please help me fill in the gap in the lyrics above. Thanks.
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