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Rank this week: 17 (↑24)
Duration: 1:42 
Release Date: 1999  (DJRockdoc) 
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  • Parody of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon (Dave AuJus)
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    50 Plates To Feed My Brother

    Parody of 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon

    Thanksgiving's here again
    It seems like yesterday
    That we were at Aunt Martha's
    For a jolly holiday
    Who could forget it?
    The way he packed that food away
    It must take 50 plates to feed my brother

    Heap on the squash, Josh
    Slice up the Spam, Sam
    Pass me that salt, Walt
    And then cut me some meat
    I need some fried dough, Joe
    So get it over here, pronto
    And then you better step back, Jack
    And watch me eat

    I love him dearly
    I don't want him to be hurt
    But we'd be saying grace
    And he'd be halfway through dessert
    And it's pathetic
    The way he dribbles on shirt
    It's always 50 plates to feed my brother

    Big fat steak, Jake
    Chicken pot pie, guy
    Slab of cheese, please
    And a root beer float
    Let go the fork, dork
    Get away from that roast pork
    Say goodbye to that bird, nerd
    It's going down my throat

    So grab another plate, Nate
    Open up the fridge, Midge
    Dish out the spud, Bud
    And make room for me
    If I'm a little uncouth, Ruth
    It's 'cause I got me a sweet tooth
    Together again, Ben
    Thanksgiving and me

    Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmm
    That sho' is tasty
    (Marcus Tee)
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