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NOTES: Lyrics marked with an "S" are by Stuckey, and lyrics marked with an "M" are by Murray. "SM" is both.
S: Some people go on smoke breaks,
Others surf the Web.
Some people get and grab a coffee
But I'm not one of them.
I don't like the Internet
And all I smoke is grass.
I prefer to spend my time
Sittin' on my skinny white ass.
M: I spray some Lysol around the room
Just right before I start.
Sometimes I'm in there for 30 minutes
And all I do is fart.
So if the fax machine's on the fritz
And that old copier's going berserk
Don't ask me to play Mr. Repairman
When I'm takin' a dump at work.
SM: Oh, I'm takin' a dump, takin' a dump,
I'm takin' a dump at work!
Don't bother me, can't ya see
I'm just-a takin' a dump at work!
S: I go in around 11:00,
I go back in after lunch.
Every time it comes out right on the dime
And it looks like a Nestle Crunch.
M: And I'm afraid to use the johnny
That's on my floor.
S: There'll be a 10 minute layover...
M: Before anyone should open the door. S: After he's been
SM: Takin' a dump, takin' a dump,
Takin' a dump at work!
Don't bother me, can't ya see
I'm just-a takin' a dump at work!
M: And if I'm not at my desk
I'll be on the porcelain throne.
I waste my day on the crapper
Until it's time to go home.
S: Don't talk to me through the stall, man.
You'll break my concentration.
The last thing I need right now
Is a case of constipation.
M: And I'm a fan of the courtesy flush (S: Flush it up!)
I like my ass paper three-ply thick
You know, I sat on the shitter this afternoon
And read Melville's "Moby Dick" SM: TWICE!
M: So you can call me "Ishmael", b***h! When I'm
SM: Takin' a dump, takin' a dump,
Takin' a dump at work!
Don't bother me, can't ya see
I'm just-a takin' a dump at work!
S: I don't care if the boss is lookin'!
I don't care if the phone is ringin'!
I'll be in here SM: droppin' the deuce
S: And you'll prob'ly hear me singin' that I'm
SM: Takin' a dump, takin' a dump,
Takin' a dump at work!
Don't bother me, can't ya see
I'm just-a takin' a dump at work!
S: Ooh! M: Ahh! S: Ooh! M: Ahh!
I'm ground-chippin'!
S: Yeah! M: I'm ground-hawkin',
Prairie doggin! M: He's poppin' his head
And then he's goin' back in! M: OOH YEAH!
S: OW!
Yeah yeah yeah ahh!
M: Ooooooooh-hoooooo! S: (coughs) Hand that man resin!
M: So the next time you're in your office
And your stomach starts to jerk,
Get out of your chair and drop Trow Earley.
And take you a dump at work! (Sonic SBL) |
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fiogf49gjkf0d Here is the link for Stuckey and Murray videos on Heavy.com for those who are interested...
my.heavy.com/StuckeyandMurray
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