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  • Da Yoopers made a video for this song. (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I know it's getting late
    And I know we had a date; Lucia
    I hate to make you wait
    'Cause it would be so great to see ya
    And tears fall from my eyes
    And I must apologize; Lucia
    I'll have to stay at home
    So I called you on the phone
    'Cause I'm stuck here on the throne
    With diarrhea

    I thought it was only gas
    So I went and let one pass
    Then I stood there in a trance
    As I filled my brand new pants

    My mother brought me soup
    But it only made me poop; Lucia
    I never should have ate
    But it sounded like a great idea
    You know it really hurts
    When you got the hershey squirts; Lucia
    There's no paper to be seen
    So I use People Magazine
    And it makes me wanna scream "Diarrhea!"

    I love you dear with all my heart
    But I can't go out with liquid farts
    I wouldn't have to break our date
    If only I could constipate

    I know you got the hots
    But I really got the trots; Lucia
    There's no need to scream and shout
    'Cause tomorrow we'll go out;
    I guarantee ya
    I know you need your man
    So I came up with a plan; Lucia
    I'll take a cork and super glue
    Pound it in there with my shoe
    And then I'll be all through
    With diarrhea!
    (Sonic SBL)
    Current Rating 6.1 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    05-27-08, #KMCC-4-1808-13-06, #MMS-40
    11-11-07, #MMS-99
    = Show you can listen to online
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