Diarrhea by Da Yoopers

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Diarrhea
By: Da Yoopers

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I know it's getting late
And I know we had a date; Lucia
I hate to make you wait
'Cause it would be so great to see ya
And tears fall from my eyes
And I must apologize; Lucia
I'll have to stay at home
So I called you on the phone
'Cause I'm stuck here on the throne
With diarrhea

I thought it was only gas
So I went and let one pass
Then I stood there in a trance
As I filled my brand new pants

My mother brought me soup
But it only made me poop; Lucia
I never should have ate
But it sounded like a great idea
You know it really hurts
When you got the hershey squirts; Lucia
There's no paper to be seen
So I use People Magazine
And it makes me wanna scream "Diarrhea!"

I love you dear with all my heart
But I can't go out with liquid farts
I wouldn't have to break our date
If only I could constipate

I know you got the hots
But I really got the trots; Lucia
There's no need to scream and shout
'Cause tomorrow we'll go out;
I guarantee ya
I know you need your man
So I came up with a plan; Lucia
I'll take a cork and super glue
Pound it in there with my shoe
And then I'll be all through
With diarrhea! (Sonic SBL)

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Available on the following albums:
For Diehards Only	Songs for Fart Lovers	Yoop It Up
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Played on 3 shows:
	05-27-08, #KMCC-4-18	08-13-06, #MMS-40
	11-11-07, #MMS-99
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