Captain Wayne's Mad Music Show, Episode #99, November 11, 2007

Topic: Bathroom Humor

This show has 6 parts:

Part 1

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	We Are the Champions (Ring A Dang Dong)	Crazy Frog
	Hydrophobia / Bobbing for Apples [only known play]	Automatic Pilot
	Girls Don't Fart	Boca Brian
	Do You p**s In The Shower?	Sudden Death
	Oops, I Farted Again [first known play]	Bob Rivers
	No One Here To Fart On	Da Yoopers
	Embarrassment	Monty Python

Part 2

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	A Piece Of Pie	The Frantics
	Rub-A-Dub-Dub	Meri Wilson
	Plexiglas Toilet	Styx
	Ode to the Little Brown Shack Out Back	Billy Edd Wheeler
	Bathroom On The Right [first known play]	Bob Rivers
	The Smallest Thing Known To Man	Lorne Elliott
	The Colon	Carla Ulbrich
	The Training Pants Song	Little Learners

Part 3

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	Grandpa Farted and da Dog Died [first known play]	Da Yoopers
	Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart	J.D. Blackfoot
	Dog Doo On The Soles of My Shoes	Shtillson & Govatinberg
	Blow up the Bathroom	Sudden Death
	Chocolate Anaconda	Barry & The Bookbinders
	A Complicated Song	"Weird Al" Yankovic

Part 4

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	Rubber Duckie	Ernie (Jim Henson, from Sesame Street)
	Bathroom 13 And A Turd	Da Yoopers
	Her s**t Don't Stink [first known play]	Ken Turetzky
	Girls Don't Fart	Strangely Brown
	Is There A Bathroom In Bolinas	Pat Sojourner
	Shaving Cream	Benny Bell

Part 5

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	Tap Three Times	Doug Clark
	I Wanna Poop in Diane Sawyer's Mailbox [first known play]	Worm Quartet
	The Intergalactic Laxative	Donovan
	Fart in an Elevator	Barry & The Bookbinders
	Doggy Doo	Steve Wahl & The Hydrants
	Baby Poo	Arrogant Worms
	The Infernal Bridegroom	TunaFix
	I.B.S. [only known play]	Arrogant Worms

Part 6

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	Cow Patti	Jim Stafford
	Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory	Oscar Brand
	Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart	Johnny Cash
	Nightmare In My Bathroom	Da Yoopers
#3	Diarrhea	Da Yoopers
#2	The Story Of The W.C.
#1	My Mens Room Date's A Senator	Robert Lund

Next week: Numbers (Our 100th Episode!)

Show Facts:

The show is mostly UNCENSORED! Listen at your own risk! (Captain Wayne)

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11/11/07

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Messages about the show: "Captain Wayne's Mad Music Show, Episode #99, November 11, 2007"

	MarlinsGirl Offline - Participant - 11-11-07 09:53 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d thanks for putting that note in the show Facts. This is one show I'm listening to with my Headphones on. Terri M.

	karlap Offline - Artist - 11-11-07 11:45 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d "Lucky The Wonder Dog" was played instead of "Bathroom 13 And A Turd" - works just as well for me. Great show - and long awaited!

	Loop Offline - Member - 11-12-07 12:16 AM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d I get the show via iTunes and the last several I have had to get the first ep direct from the site because the 1st ep is severly shortened

	Scoop Offline - Member - 11-15-07 02:17 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d No one here to fart on was funny as hell!! BUT... Piece of pie had me falling out of my chair with laughter!! Totally disgusting and definately a classic. I'm gonna go listen to it again.

	Sonic SBL Offline - Participant - 11-15-07 06:03 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d I don't listen to the whole show very often, but since I've been waiting for this one for so long, I just had to listen to the whole thing. I haven't done that before with any shows except my own.

	Doctorjeremy Offline - Member - 11-21-07 09:15 AM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Hey, Cap't. I love your show. Keep up the good work. ...Oh, and do you have the uncensored version of "Titties and Beer"? I remember when "The Doctor" could play the full version if it on the radio... About a 100 years ago. When he had to BEEP the word "finger", that's when he stopped playing it altogether. I sad day. Dr Jeremy

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