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Duration: 3:14 
Release Date: 2003  (Sonic SBL) 
Lyrics By: Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL) 
Music By: Jim DeCaire & Jim Bellmore (Sonic SBL) 
Produced By: Da Yoopers (Sonic SBL) 
Released By: You Guys Records/Hoolie Man Music (Sonic SBL) 
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Don't you hate when you got gas
And there's no one there to fart on?
By yourself you sit in da pew
And there's no one there to smell it

When I was a little boy
Daddy couldn't buy me toys, no
He said I had something more fun
God gave me a toy and he called it a bum

If I couldn't fart I think I'd die
Sit in the corner and cry
Dere'd be no more stinky ones
No more gas that makes 'em run

Don't you hate when you got gas
And there's no one there to fart on?
By yourself you sit in da pew
And there's no one there to smell it

(instrumental break)

Well, I got to need to wanna fart
Yah, but there's no one here to fart on
It's so bad that I can taste it
Yah, but I don't want to waste it

I called my buddy on da telephone
I said, "Come over to be alone"
I opened door and greeted him with my rear
I ripped a smelly big one then we let out a cheer

I'm so happy I got gas
Yah, 'cause there's someone here to fart on
It's fun sharing them with someone else
I don't have to sniff those buggers by myself
(Sonic SBL)
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