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Duration: 3:40 
Release Date: 2003  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: A. Lavigne/L. Christy/S. Alspach/G. Edwards (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: A. Lavigne/L. Christy/S. Alspach/G. Edwards (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Al Yankovic (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Volcano (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: ALMO Music Corp./Ferry Hill Songs/WB Music Corp. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #311024754 
Keywords: PARODY 
  • Parody of "Complicated" by Avil Lavigne (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Pizza, party at your house.
    I went, just to check it out.
    19 extra larges, what a shame, no one came.
    Just us eatin' all alone.
    You said take the pizza home.
    No sense lettin' all this go to waste, so then I faced,

    Pizza all day and every day.
    This cheese round the clock is getting me blocked.
    And I sure don't care for irregularity.

    Tell me, why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
    Right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated.
    In the bathroom, I sit and I wait, and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain, oh.
    Shoulda' taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated
    No, no, no.

    I was feelin' pretty down.
    Til' my girlfriend came around.
    Were just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
    In fact I just thought I might.
    Pop the question there tonight.
    I was kissin' her so tenderly, but woe is me.

    Who woulda guessed, her family crest.
    I suddenly spy, tattooed on her thigh.
    And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.

    Tell me, how was I supposed to know we were both related?
    Believe if I knew she was my cousin we never woulda dated.
    What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and,
    Move to Alabama were that kind of thing is tolerated?
    No, no, no.

    I had so much on my mind.
    I thought maybe I'd unwind,
    Try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide.

    Said not to stand, but that's a demand.
    That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet.
    And stood up instead, and knocked off my head you see.

    Tell me, why'd I have to and get myself decapitated?
    This is really a major inconvenience. Oh man I really hate it. Such a drag now, can't eat I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore.
    Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. Oh no

    Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
    I gotta tell ya, life without a head kind of makes me irritated. What a bummer. Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze but my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now.
    Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
    No, no, no.
    Current Rating 9.7 (7 votes)
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