My Mens Room Date's A Senator  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	3:16
Release Date:	2007  (sfjpk30)
Lyrics By:	Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion. Parody of "Centerfold" (Seth Justman). (Spaff.com)
Music By:	Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion. Parody of "Centerfold" (Seth Justman). (Spaff.com)
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Spaff.com "My Men's Room Date's a Senator" Parody of the J. Geils Band's "Centerfold" (Spaff.com)

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The FuMP (Spaff.com)

Politicked Off! (Spaff.com)

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MY MEN'S ROOM DATE'S A SENATOR Parody of the J. Geils Band's "Centerfold"(Justman) Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion PERFORMED BY ROBERT LUND From the CD Politicked Off! Concourse B? Concourse D? Concourse S and M? I like the airport men's rooms 'Cause they frequently have men One guy sat beside me And tapped my one-inch wall We made a tight connection In that tight airport stall Weeks go by and there's my bathroom boyfriend on C-SPAN Ironic he's Republican - that ends with "public can"! I flush to score! My hot spot is a cold tile floor! My men's room date's a senator (Men's room date's a senator) My john's hardcore! His policy is open door! [Doo doo da doo doo doo] My men's room date's a senator First he peeked into my space With special interest on his face I just smiled and tapped my feet And whistled "Paper Moon" Soon he's in the next-door loo Nudgin' me with his ortho shoe Something made it clear to me That we'd have congress soon Who knows who's beside you? This restroom game's a rush How lucky I got dealt a queen To help complete my flush! My stud's mature! My homeland's feeling quite secure! My men's room date's a senator (Men's room date's a senator) He's fun galore! He's number one - or two for sure! [Doo doo da doo doo doo] My men's room date's a senator It's okay, I understand You're still a Family Values man But if you blame your real wide stance You must wear ultra-stretchy pants They'll make fun, yes they will Let those bloggers mock us But I'll stand up - or sit for you And help you poll your caucus The right wing should be proud, you know You put da ho in Idaho Oh no, don't let 'em spoil it Oh yeah, I'll meet you in the toilet! One! Two! Two! Two! I flush to score! My hot spot is a cold tile floor! My men's room date's a senator (Men's room date's a senator) My john's hardcore! Hey, bring your camera, Michael Moore! [Doo doo da doo doo doo] My men's room date's a senator! © Spaff.com 2007+ (peterpuck9)

Available on the following albums:
Politicked Off!	The FuMP, Volume 5
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Played on 31 shows:
	01-21-22, #WOTR_261		12-28-07, #MMDT20_07-51
	05-19-17, #WOTR_34		12-14-07, #MMDT20_07-49
	01-30-15, #MMDT20_15-05		11-30-07, #MMDT20_07-47
	01-05-15, #MM-395		11-23-07, #MMDT20_07-46
	10-19-12, #MMDT20_12-42		11-16-07, #MMDT20_07-45
	10-24-09, #ROTP_270		11-11-07, #MMS-99
	08-23-09, #BAD_08-23-09		11-09-07, #MMDT20_07-44
	01-11-09, #09-02		10-26-07, #MMDT20_07-42
	11-14-08, #BR-08-48		10-19-07, #MMDT20_07-41
	09-26-08, #BR-08-38		10-14-07, #07-41
	09-05-08, #BR-08-34		10-07-07, #07-40
	08-15-08, #BR-08-29		10-06-07, #ROTP_163
	05-11-08, #MMS-112		10-05-07, #MMDT20_07-39
	03-08-08, #BR-08-09		09-22-07, #ROTP_161
	02-05-08, #KMCC-4-10		09-18-07, #MMS-93
	12-31-07, #MMS-106
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