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Duration: 1:25 
Release Date: 7/18/2006  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
Music By: Carla Ulbrich (davidtanny) 
Produced By: David Tanny (davidtanny) 
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  • Newer version with three more lyrics is found on later CDs. (davidtanny)
  • Mad Music Dementia Top 20 - #1 track of 2006 (DJ Particle)
  • Parody of "What If Your Girlfriend Was Gone/What If Your Butt Was Gone" by Carla Ulbrich (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    What if I told you theoretically?
    If I could tell you— hypothetically
    If I'm gonna be as frank as I can
    What if your wife was a man?

    If she was the prettiest girl in the world
    And you find out one day that she wasn't a girl
    Would you divorce her and move to Iran?
    What if your wife was a mon?

    Does your wife stand up when she does number one?
    Will you still kiss her and call you her hon?
    She'll watch Lifetime and ESPN
    What if your wife was a man?

    I hope this wouldn't make you feel hurt.
    When your wife erects a tent in her skirt.
    This shouldn't make you feel like a boob.
    What if your wife was a dude?

    Is she too tall for a beautiful chick?
    Does she have a rack and a twelve inch rod?
    I hope this doesn't frighten you pale.
    What if your wife was male?

    Does you lovely wife wear a flannel shirt?
    As well as an acorn chiffon skirt?
    I hope this doesn't make you feel screwed
    What if your wife was a duuude?

    Is she part Beyonce and Jay Z?
    And part Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie?
    I hope this doesn't make you feel damned.
    What if your wife was a man?

    Current Rating 4.0 (5 votes)
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