Actual Size by Actual Size

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Actual Size
By: Actual Size

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Lyrics By:	Andy Corwin (Captain Wayne)
Music By:	Andy Corwin (Captain Wayne)
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I never claimed to be well endowed
There's nothing that makes me stand out from the crowd
It ain't my intention to tell you some lies
Or to misrepresent my actual size
Actual size, Actual size
I try to be honest when I advertise
Because I don't want it to be a surprise
If'n you feast your eyes on my actual size

There was this girl that I dated last fall
She told me that size didn't matter at all
But when I applauded her for what she said
She added, "except, of course, when you're in bed"

Actual size, Actual size
Hey, lets hear it for average guys
I didn't come here to proselytize
Just to speak out in favor of actual size
Well, yeah, I'll admit the temptation is there
To exaggerate what's in your underwear
But if you think you need to conceal all your flaws
Then you're just like them women that wear padded bras

Actual size, Actual size
There ain't no reason to wear a disguise
Be proud of your (you know) and don't stigmatize
Yourself for being actual size

Actual size, Actual size
Beauty resides in the beholder's eyes
Let all of them other dumb jocks fantasize
Stand erect and be proud of your actual size
(Captain Wayne)

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Available on the following album:
Measuring Up
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Played on 2 shows:
	03-14-04, #XM-42	02-22-04, #04-08

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