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Duration: 3:20 
Release Date: 2000  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Rivers/ONeill/Bryant/Cashman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Rivers/ONeill/Bryant/Cashman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Bob Rivers/Ben Karlstrom/Roger Treece (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Atlantic/WEA (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Parody of "The Christmas Song" by Nat King Cole (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire

    (Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) by Nat King Cole)

    Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
    Hot sauce dripping from their toes
    ( Oh! That tickles! )
    Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
    They poked hot skewers through their nose
    ( Ow! Wrong end, cowboy! )

    Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
    Help to make them seasoned right
    Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
    Will really hit the spot tonight

    And now when Santa sees his tray
    ( Ho ho ho ho ho ho )
    There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
    ( Mmmm! Hey, look at that! )
    And every hungry child is gonna spy
    To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry

    And so, I'm brushing on some honey glaze
    To keep them crisp and juicy too
    Let s hope they get served many times, many ways
    Tasty Chipmunks, good food

    Oh, Nat, Mr. Cole?
    Yes, sir. Mr. Seville?
    Would you mind handing me the barbecue sauce? I am starved!
    Oh! No problem, Dave. Hey listen, you best be havin' two of those drumsticks, 'cause they're oh-so tiny and there ain't much meat upon 'em
    What about animal rights, Dave?
    Put a sock in it, Melvin
    You know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. Now I guess you could just say you're my meal!
    That's a good one, Dave, I always knew you was the funny one in the group!
    Damn straight!

    And so I'm offering some recipes
    From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
    I'm not really sad that it ended this way
    Furry chipmunks, screw you

    Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melvin? Mellllviiiiin?"
    Why, I'm sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There's plenty of Thagadore left, though
    (Marcus Tee)
    Current Rating 5.7 (5 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire"
    Jonas Brothers   Offline  -  Member  -  07-25-08 05:38 PM  -  16 years ago
    You know ASTBJEFan is right!! And she happens to be a BIG fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks! She is right, Bob, SCREW YOU!!!
    CAFan   Offline  -  Member  -  07-25-08 02:39 PM  -  16 years ago
    This is one of the worst songs ever!!!!!! It makes me sick!!!!! The Chipmunks will be still be famous when Bob DIES!!!!! The Chipmunks and Dave are such a tight family!!! NO BOB SCREW YOU!
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