Santa's In Jail by Art Paul Schlosser

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Santa's In Jail
By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	3:01
Release Date:	1993 (artpaul)
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Produced By:	Art Paul Schlosser & Randy Green (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Licensing:	BMI #1871998 (artpaul)
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, CHRISTMAS, JAIL, SANTA CLAUS

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I wrote this one slightly because I saw the movie A Miracle on 34th street and also to help explain why Santa Doesn't come to your house (artpaul)

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Song Lyrics:

You may be wondering why Santa never came
Well, it's not his fault-No! He's not to blame
He's been in jail for all these years
And it's not for drunk driving (he never drinks liquor maybe 1 or 2 beer)
No! They thought he might have robbed the train
And when they found out he was innocent, they kept him in jail because they thought he was insane
I guess that red suit gave him away
They said anyone who dresses like that must be insane (that's what they did say)
Well after all hope fails, all hope fails
And because they think he's insane, they won't let him get no bail

Chorus: Santa ! Santa ! Santa's in Jail ?
Santa Claus is in Jail
They think he's insane; they won't let him get no bail
Santa Claus is in Jail
(With a real crying voice) Santa Claus is in Jail
Santa Claus is in Jail

Well, I hope you have a good Christmas- A Christmas snow white
And I hope you get lots of cards and letters for everyone you do write
But if it starts to rain and to sleet and starts to hail
Be thankful you're not Santa because Santa's in jail (go back to the chorus) (artpaul)

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Available on the following albums:
I Want to be Madonna? & Greene	Santa Claus Ran Out of Coal So He Gave You This CD (Some of Art Paul's Best Terrible Xmas Songs)
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