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Chiron Beta Prime 
By: Jonathan Coulton
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Rank this week: 30 (↑12)
Duration: 2:49 
Release Date: 2/17/2006  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Jonathan Coulton (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Jonathan Coulton (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Jonathan Coulton (peterpuck9) 
Released By: Jonathan Coulton (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • "Soylent Green" is a reference to the 70s film of the same name. In the film, "Soylent Green" is a nutrition pill which is, unbeknownst to the public, made out of people. (ChrisWolvie)
  • Song Lyrics:
    This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
    You may recall we had some trouble last year
    The Robot Council had us banished to an asteroid
    That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer
    And we know it's almost Christmas
    By the marks we make on the wall
    That's our favorite time of year

    Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime
    Where we're working in a mine
    For our robot overlords
    Did I say "overlords"? I meant "protectors"
    Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime

    On ev'ry corner, there's a giant metal Santa Claus
    Who watches over us with glowing red eyes
    They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good
    Not everybody's good but ev'ryone tries
    And the rocks outside the airlock
    Exude ammonia-scented snow
    It's like a Winter Wonderland

    Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime
    Where we're working in a mine
    For our robot overlords
    Did I say "overlords"? I meant "protectors"
    Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime

    That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about
    We really hope you'll come at visit us soon
    I mean, we're literally begging you to visit us
    And make it quick before they...*MESSAGE REDACTED!*
    Now it's time for Christmas dinner
    I think the robots sent us a pie
    You know, I love my Soylent Green

    Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime
    Where we're working in a mine
    For our robot overlords
    Did I say "overlords"? I meant "protectors"
    Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime
    (ChrisWolvie)
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    Current Rating 8.0 (6 votes)
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    peterpuck9   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-25-07 01:45 PM  -  14 years ago
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    An instant Christmas classic!
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