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| Facts: |
| On this album version, an impersonated Neil Diamond joins in on the embellished half of the song. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
| Kyle's part of the song is originally from the 1st South Park Christmas special (Ep. 10- "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo" Dec. 17, 1997) (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
(Kyle):
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs
or decorate a Christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph
'cause there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
that Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham
I have to eat Kosher latkes
Instead of "Silent Night", I'm singing
"Hoo Hack Toh Gaveesh"
And what the f**k is up
with lighting all these f***ing candles
Tell me, please?
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew
I can't be merry, 'cause I'm Hebrew
on Christmas
(Neil Diamond impersonator):
Hey, little boy, I couldn't help but hear
You're feeling left out of Christmas cheer
But I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you should be glad
'Cause it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all
You don't have to be on your best behavior
or give to charity
And you don't have to go to your Grandma's house
with your alcoholic family
(Kyle):
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
and have him breathe his stinky breath on me
(Fake N. Diamond):
That's right- You're a Jew
(Kyle):
A stylin' Jew
(Both):
It's a good time to be Hebrew on Christmas
(Stavro Arrgolus) |
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| Played on 13 shows: |
 | 12-12-20, #AOTA-201212 |  | 12-25-10, #10-52 |
| 12-24-16, #AOTA-161224 | | 12-18-10, #MMS-136 |
| 12-19-15, #15-51 | | 12-06-09, #DM_12-06-09 |
| 12-13-14, #ISGD-14-68 | | 12-09-07, #MMS-102 |
| 12-01-13, #MMS-180 | | 12-19-06, #MMS-58 |
| 12-22-12, #ISGD-12-53 | | 12-24-05, #ROTP_070 |
| 12-22-12, #12-51 | | |
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