Hooked Up With a Bigfoot  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	3:48
Release Date:	2005  (Dino Flintstone)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Dino Flintstone)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Dino Flintstone)
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Parody of Billy Joel's "Big Shot" (Dino Flintstone)

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Spaff.com "Hooked Up With a Bigfoot" Parody of Billy Joel's "Big Shot" (Dino Flintstone)

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Robert Lund - Online Store (Dino Flintstone)

Song Lyrics:

Well - You left Portland riding in your Cherokee Into Mount Hood National Park You stopped for drinks with the tall girl you met Off the road in the dark Oooh - But when you wake up in the morning with your hair on fire And you're tied face-down from a tree You know it's no urban legend The same thing happened to me 'Cause she turned out to be a Bigfoot creature You should have known from how she growled She's def'nitely a Bigfoot creature 'Cause your teeth are all knocked out You had to stay till last call last night That will teach you to get plowed You thought you'd met a strong babe - not quite You hooked up with a Bigfoot last night O-o-oh no-o! Well - You were so impressed with the great Northwest How the women seemed aggressively game Like the hottie with the bushy brown hair Who just grunted her name Ohhh - But now you just don't remember all the things she did And you're not sure that you want to know I'll give you one hint, buddy Your Jeep ain't all that can't go Yes! Yes! She had to be a Bigfoot creature Clumps of leg hair falling out Undoubtedly a Bigfoot creature Her perfume was Rainbow Trout You almost had your last rites last night Got Sas-squashed into the ground You should have known her grip was too tight You hooked up with a Bigfoot last night Uh-oh... It's no big sin to let your groove kick in If it saves you from camping alone But were you totally blind? She picked at FLEAS while she carried you home No no no no no no you didn't bleeve in Beegfoot, deedja? She seemed abom'nably endowed She had to be a Bigfoot creature 'Cause your limbs are all yanked out Your picture's in the news - nice ass bites! Guess you've silenced all the doubt You woke up with a rug burn - shag type You hooked up with a Bigfoot last night BIGFOOT... © Spaff.com 2005+ (Dino Flintstone)

Available on the following albums:
Robert's Basement	The FuMP, Volume 10
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Played on 6 shows:
	03-25-23, #KMCC-17-15		08-21-09, #BR-09-78
	01-15-17, #MMP-47		11-14-08, #BR-08-48
	06-04-13, #BWR-13-06-04		08-31-08, #08-35
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