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Song Lyrics:
[Grunt], sonofabitch, pass the prunes
Uh huh, uh huh, and the raisins too...

Come out, whatcha waiting for
My butt has never been so sore
I wish I hadn't gotten
Extra cheese, at Mickey D's
I am much more popular
When I'm feeling regular
There's four burgers in me
They're two for one, what have I done?

No one can help, I loosen my belt
Poppin' ex-lax, contract and relax
Tryin' to be cool, forcing the stool from me

Tell me...
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
I pee okay but
Happy Meals put me through hell, won't be ex-cra-ted
Just won't push through
When I eat and I eat all that meat
I retreat, take a seat, till my feet fall asleep
Honestly, I didn't mean to
Order all the extra bacon, no no no

And then there's this big ol' splash
I feel the water hit my ass
Thank God, get up from where I sat
I'm free, so proud of me
And now time to strike a match
But there's just one little catch
That bowl isn't draining
Come on, go down, I'm begging, praying

Stuff's coming up, over the top
It's all coming back, Big Mac attack
Standing in a pool, reeks like a mule, oh geez

Tell me...
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Oh God!
I pee okay but
Happy Meals put me through hell, won't be irrigated
Just won't push through
When I flush and I plunge all that stuff
Just comes up, what the f*** am I turning into
Honestly, can't you see
The porcelain is nearly breakin'... no no no

Honey! Where's the mop? Oh God...
Current Rating 9.6 (1 vote)
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