Skullcrusher Mountain  By: Jonathan Coulton

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Duration:	4:17
Release Date:	10/1/2004  (sfjpk30)
Lyrics By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope that you’ve enjoyed your stay so far I see you’ve met my assistant Scarface His appearance is quite disturbing But I assure you he’s harmless enough He’s a sweetheart; calls me master And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me Oh, and I’m so into you But I’m way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I’m crazy I’m not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn’t kill you yet I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don’t like it What’s with all the screaming? You like monkeys; you like ponies Maybe you don’t like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? Oh, and I’m so into you But I’m way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I’m crazy I’m not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn’t kill you yet Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere And all the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive Well, it won’t mean half as much to me if I don’t have you here You know it isn’t easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain So maybe you could cut me just a little slack Would it kill you to be civil? I’ve been patient; I’ve been gracious And this mountain is covered with wolves Hear them howling, my hungry children Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you Oh, and I’m so into you But I’m way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I’m crazy I’m not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn’t kill you yet I shouldn’t kill you yet I shouldn’t kill you yet © 2004 Jonathan Coulton (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow	JoCo Looks Back
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Played on 30 shows:
	10-08-22, #AOTA-221008		02-13-09, #MMDT20_09-07
	10-22-18, #MMP-53		01-16-09, #BR-09-56
	04-29-17, #AOTA-170429		10-31-08, #BR-08-44
	10-31-14, #MMDT20_14-44		10-17-08, #MMDT20_08-41
	08-03-13, #AOTA-130803		10-10-08, #MMDT20_08-40
	05-03-13, #ISGD-13-18		12-29-07, #ROTP_175
	04-06-13, #AOTA-130406		10-31-07, #MMS-98
	10-26-12, #MMDT20_12-43		06-30-07, #ROTP_149
	02-19-12, #MMS-154		06-03-07, #07-22
	03-28-10, #10-13		05-20-07, #07-20
	10-29-09, #BR-09-87		05-13-07, #07-19
	10-09-09, #BR-09-84		05-13-07, #07-19
	08-29-09, #DM_08-29-09		04-15-07, #07-15
	02-27-09, #MMDT20_09-09		03-19-07, #MM-100
	02-20-09, #MMDT20_09-08		02-26-07, #MMS-67
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