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| Residents of Happiness Hotel, featuring Pops, Scooter, Rizzo, Crazy Harry, Lew Zealand, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, and the Electric Mayhem, welcome Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie (MarlinsGirl) |
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Pops: HEY! Somebody's checking in!
All: (emerging from their rooms): Somebody's checking in????!
(Music commences)
Pops:
Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace; there's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner; there's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell
All:
Well, welcome home, to Happiness Hotel.
(Dialogue) Pops: Hey, how you guys fixing to pay?
Kermit: What are our choices?
Pops: A) cash, b) credit card, c) sneak out in the middle of the night.
Fozzie: We'll take "c."
Pops: Very popular choice.
Scooter:
If you got luggage, keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the elevator's stuck
Rizzo:
So if you don't mind friendly animals and can learn to stand the smell
All:
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.
(Dialogue) Kermit: Y'know, I may be mistaken, but the bellhops look like rats.
Rowlf: You should see the chambermaids!
All:
Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander, you will never do as well
Floyd:
Okay, the lobby's looking shabby and it's got the wrong address
Dr.Teeth:
And the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express
Janice:
Still the management is cheerful, though the whole joint's gone to hell
The Electric Mayhem-all:
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.
(Dialogue) Kermit: [to the Electric Mayhem]: You guys live here?
Floyd: Yeah, but only between gigs, so that means we've been here this time...what?...five years?
Janice: Well, like, okay, y'know, I mean, like, okay, things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new glossies!
(Animal takes this opportunity to scream and growl furiously: RARGHHH!)
Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer, he seems a little crazed.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: RENOIR! RENOIR!
Rowlf (with Rizzo & Rats):
Oh, there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are lice (there are lice)
Scooter:
Sure, we have our little problems, but you'll never beat the price
Fozzie:
You got every kind of critter,
Gonzo:
You got every kind of pest,
Pops:
But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other guest
Electric Mayhem:
Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell,
All:
You'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel
Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo et al.:
We'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel!!
Gonzo: Say cheese! (flashes camera with huge bulb, blinding everyone)
Sam the Eagle: (coming out from room upstairs) You are ALL weirdos! Ugh. (MarlinsGirl) |
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