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Rank this week: 9 (↑34)
Duration: 3:08 
Release Date: 2003  (sfjpk30) 
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  • No. 13 song on DFSX Comedy Radio Top 50 for 2004. (ktguitar)
  • Debuted on Sirius Radio Raw Dog Comedy Channel, Dec. 10, 2004. (ktguitar)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Don't Really Matter
    (© Ken Turetzky 2003)

    I'm in love with that girl right there
    Pretty Mexican girl with the dark brown hair
    Big brown eyes and hands so small
    Seen one Mexican girl and you seen 'em all

    I asked one out and I asked one more
    The first one laughed and the other looked bored
    I don't ask for a reason and they don't say
    And I don't know why but it's always that way.

    Six feet tall and she is it
    And I don't have the common sense to quit
    You can tell she's a model but you know what they're like
    Starve like jockeys and besides they're dykes.

    Fat girls like me, yes they do
    And I've liked them a time or two
    Well, call me a pig but I confess
    That I've been holding out for less.

    In love with one, intrigued by another
    Can't stand this girl but I like her mother
    They're all different and they're all the same
    But it don't really matter 'cause I can't get laid.

    The band:
    Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar and harmonica
    Lee Fortune: Acoustic guitar, keyboards and egg shaker
    Peggy Frey: Egg shaker
    Current Rating 9.9 (2 votes)
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