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Captain Wayne's Mad Music Show, Episode #75, April 22, 2007
Topic: Politically In-Correct
This show has 6 parts:
Part 1
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Tiny Bubbles
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Don Ho
Who Was The Lolo Who Stole My Pakalolo?
Don Ho
A Hard Day's Night
Peter Sellers
The Ding Dong Song
Williams & Ree
Psycho Chicken
The Fools
National Brotherhood Week
(w/ intro)
Tom Lehrer
P.C. (Politically Correct)
John Kunich
Political Science (Let's Drop The Big One)
Randy Newman
Part 2
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Religion & Politics
(bleeped version)
Scott Beach
Never Be Rude To An Arab
(edit)
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Monty Python
Ahab The Arab
Ray Stevens
We Drank A Toast To Underpants
Robert Lund
Bounce Your Boobies
Rusty Warren
99 Words for Boobs
Robert Lund
Don't Really Matter
Ken Turetzky
Part 3
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Thank God I'm a Man
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Shock Treatment Original Cast
Chinese Mule Train
Spike Jones
I Like Chinese
Monty Python
You're A Sap, Mr. Jap
Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Missing Him, Missing Limb
(edit)
Miller
She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex
Mr. Zipp
Part 4
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Dwarf Tossin'
Bouquet of Veal
Short People
Randy Newman
I Love You Because You're Fat
Rick Segall
Nobody Speaks English Anymore
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Pat Godwin
Talk American
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Unknown Hinson
Gay
[first known play]
Stephen Lynch
Leaping (Here Come the Lesbians)
Sue Fink
Part 5
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In My Country There Is Problem (Throw The Jew Down The Well)
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Sacha Baron Cohen And Anthony Hines
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
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Eric Schwartz
Pancho Lopez
Lalo Guerrero
Kinko The Clown
Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
Suicide Is Painless (Main Title from M*A*S*H)
The Mash
Kill the Poor
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Dead Kennedys
Buster Love For Mystic Moods
Darryl Rhoades
Part 6
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with Jukebox Jake
My Dog Is A Bigot
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The Knuckleheads
I Need A Boyfriend (Who Doesn't Have A Boyfriend)
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The Knuckleheads
#3
Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television
George Carlin
#2
Der Fuehrer's Face
Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#1
Elderly Man River
Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
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Messages about the show: "Captain Wayne's Mad Music Show, Episode #75, April 22, 2007"
titman
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Captain,
Sunday would've been my Dads birthday. He used to have a saying that was very incorrect but damn funny, "Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch".
Thanks for the topic this week. It seems that political correctness has replaced common sense. So until the people of America take to the streets, THANK YOU for keeping us laughing! My saying would be " F. U. if you can't take a joke!"
-Greetings from the Inland Empire!
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04-25-07 07:47 PM
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I agree with titman -- this was a fun show. His post also reminded of a comdey bit I once heard (but I don't remember who the comedian was):
"If it wasn't for handicapped people, I'd never find a parking space!"
thesuspence
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04-26-07 02:01 PM
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Adding to the list of sayings by old folks. My wife's great grand mother used to have a saying
"I never met a cripple that wasn't a son of a B****"
Why is it that that kind of insensitive disregard for other people is starting to seem absurdly refreshing?
I suppose it's better to hear someone speak honestly from a dark heart, than to have to listen to one more well polished lie.
kturet
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05-03-07 01:46 PM
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The Mad Music Show: 'Don't Really Matter'
Wayne Ross had a nice little Dr. Demento fan site going — that is, until Dr. D's tough love forced Wayne to forge a new comedy music path.
Citing proprietary reasons, Dr. Demento and his terrestrial radio and Internet broadcast partners asked Wayne to remove a comprehensive Demento show archive from thedrdementoshow.com, the site Wayne founded in January 2005.
But from the ashes rose the Mad Music Archive, featuring the Mad Music Show with Cap'n Wayne. The two-hour weekly program provides an additional shot of Dementia for old and new fans of the original. Sign up for a free membership to download the podcast.
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Ken,
Thanks for the write-up about TMMA on your site. (see the link below). Hope we get some more visitors and members.
-Tim
kturet
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I just re-read thesuspense's killer comment, which I also quoted on my blog.
"Why is it that that kind of insensitive disregard for other people is starting to seem absurdly refreshing? I suppose it's better to hear someone speak honestly from a dark heart, than to have to listen to one more well-polished lie."
Words to live by for any artist.
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