We Drank A Toast To Underpants  By: Robert Lund

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Duration:	4:01
Release Date:	2006  (Spaff.com)
Lyrics By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Music By:	M. Spaff Sumsion (Spaff.com)
Produced By:	Robert Lund (Spaff.com)
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Parody of Dan Fogelberg's "Same Old Lang Syne" (Captain Wayne)

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Spaff.com "We Drank a Toast to Underpants" parody of Dan Fogelbergs "Same Old Lang Syne" (Spaff.com)

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Song Lyrics:

I met your mother in the trailer park Out turning tricks for beer and gas I stole behind her like a tiger shark And I bit her on the ass She didn't know me till I grabbed her wig And said she looked like Donald Trump She couldn't kick me with her wooden leg So she beat me with the stump We pledged to spend the night severely blitzed And hailed some cabbie from Iraq We paid our fare to town with counterfeits And we spent the change on crack We went to have ourselves a drink or two But all her child support was gone We stole some Cuervo from the Circle Q And we drank it in the john We drank a toast to impotence We drank a toast to cows We tried to sing and dance like Mexicans But neither one knew how She said you kids were effing worthless slobs And that her pimp was still a jerk She would have liked to try some decent jobs But she didn't like to work I said for broads her age her body cooked A total lie to try to score I called her "Britney Eyes"; they really looked Like Marty Feldman's more She said she saw me on the wanted signs And heard I busted out of jail I said it rocked to meet celebrities But the water sports were hell We drank a toast to breast implants We drank a toast to Pong While singing in our underpants Another old lame song The room was stinky and our livers shot And I was far too plowed to play We took turns puking in the parking lot And I watched her limp away Just for a moment I was going straight But then I jacked an SUV And as I swerved to miss the Super 8 I drove straight through a tree TEQUILA! (Captain Wayne)

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Robert's Basement	The FuMP, Volume 15
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Played on 15 shows:
	06-16-18, #AOTA-180616		05-13-07, #07-19
	06-15-18, #WOTR_90		04-22-07, #MMS-75
	12-28-12, #MMDT20_12-52		12-31-06, #MMS-60
	05-12-12, #AOTA-120512		12-31-06, #ISGD-06-92
	05-09-10, #10-19		12-04-06, #MMS-56
	05-16-09, #ROTP_247		05-14-06, #06-20
	05-11-08, #08-19		04-23-06, #06-17
	05-13-07, #07-19
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