Kinko The Clown by Ogden Edsl

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Kinko The Clown
By: Ogden Edsl

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Duration:	2:35
Release Date:	1979 (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	William Frenzer (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	William Frenzer (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	The Ogden Edsl (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	ALA Records (ALA-1985) (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Eyes of Dawn Publishing Co. (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	ASCAP #410120364 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Keywords:	CLOWN, KIDS, KINKO, PEDOPHILIA, REALLY, SHORT EYES

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The version heard on the Feb 5, 1984 show is a different version than what was heard later (and is now on CDs). Another earlier demo version is said to exist. (Tim P. Ryan)

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Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

Kinko's in his Kinko car
pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures
and sticky candy canes
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes

Hi, boys and girls, my name is Kinko the Clown
and I really love you boys and girls, really really
But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot
handing out stale tootsie rolls to you little rugrats,
so if anyone want to come back to Kinko's trailer
and massage his legs, he'd really really like it
Really really

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

We go to Kinko's clubhouse sometimes after school
We play in Kinko's crawlspace
There's never any rules
We have to sit on Kinko's lap
There's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us
and give us funny stares

Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas
when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls
got to sit on Kinko's lap.

Little Boy: Mommy Mommy, Kinko hurt me!

But that was in Indianapolis, and thanks to the liberal
reciprocity laws, Kinko can be with you boys and girls
today or anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye.
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko had some handcuffs on
His eyes were full of tears
Said, "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years."

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
The parents want to beat me up and run me out of town
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town

Officer: OK Shorteyes, get in the car

Good bye boys and girls

GOODBYE KINKO

See you at the turn of the century, cause Kinko
really loves you boys and girls, really really
(jammin DIA)

Kinko the Clown---Ogden Edsl	(View Larger)
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Available on the following albums:
Mower of the Ogden Edsl	The Obscurity File	The World's Worst Records!
Wahalla Blues Mondo Bizzario Band
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Played on 115 shows:
	04-01-24, #MMS-265	08-14-94, #94-33
	09-30-23, #AOTA-230930	12-29-91, #KLSX-91-52
	06-16-23, #WOTR_327	12-30-84, #84-53
	08-17-19, #AOTA-190817	11-04-84, #84-45
	01-19-19, #KMCC 13-11	10-07-84, #84-41
	01-26-18, #MMS-224	08-19-84, #84-34
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	04-25-15, #15-17	05-06-84, #84-19
	01-30-15, #MMDT20_15-05	03-25-84, #84-13
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	10-09-12, #BWR-12-10-09	02-05-84, #84-06
	08-03-12, #MMDT20_12-31	01-22-84, #84-04
	03-31-12, #12-13	01-01-84, #84-01
	01-14-12, #AOTA-120114	12-11-83, #83-50
	01-06-12, #MMDT20_12-01	11-06-83, #83-45
	06-18-11, #MMCZ-11-25	09-25-83, #83-39
	06-07-11, #BWR-11-06-07	09-18-83, #83-38
	04-30-11, #11-18	08-21-83, #83-34
	03-05-11, #MMS-144	07-10-83, #83-28
	01-31-10, #10-05	06-26-83, #83-26
	12-26-09, #ROTP_279	03-27-83, #83-13
	06-27-09, #ROTP_253	03-06-83, #83-10
	01-25-09, #09-04	01-30-83, #83-05
	01-17-09, #ROTP_230	01-16-83, #83-03
	08-05-07, #MMS-88	01-02-83, #83-01
	04-22-07, #MMS-75	01-02-83, #KMET-83-01
	01-22-07, #MM-92	10-03-82, #82-40
	01-07-07, #MMS-61	08-15-82, #82-33
	11-08-06, #KMCC_3-01	07-18-82, #82-29
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	08-09-05, #FFM-1	04-04-82, #82-14
	05-15-05, #XM-103	03-14-82, #82-11
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	10-03-04, #XM-71	11-15-81, #81-46
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	03-09-03, #03-10	03-08-81, #81-10
	03-03-02, #02-09	01-11-81, #81-02
	08-20-00, #00-34	12-28-80, #80-52
	04-30-00, #00-18	10-26-80, #80-43
	08-29-99, #99-35	10-05-80, #80-40
	03-07-99, #99-10	09-21-80, #80-38
	04-12-98, #98-15	07-27-80, #80-30
	08-31-97, #97-35	06-29-80, #80-26
	02-02-97, #97-05	05-04-80, #80-18
	10-06-96, #96-40	04-13-80, #80-15
	01-21-96, #96-03	03-30-80, #80-13
	12-31-95, #95-53	03-09-80, #80-10
	11-05-95, #95-45	02-24-80, #80-08
	05-21-95, #95-21	11-11-79, #79-45
	04-23-95, #95-17	11-04-79, #79-44
	02-19-95, #95-08	10-28-79, #79-43
	11-13-94, #94-46
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	karlap Offline - Artist - 07-25-12 04:25 PM - 12 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Now that the NCAA has ruled that Penn State will play football this fall, even though that institution knowingly and deliberately enabled the Kinko-like behavior of Jerry Sandusky for 14 years, it is time for Ogden Edsel to publish a marching band arrangement of this song. Other teams who are forced to play Penn State or forfeit, if they choose the former, can have their marching bands play it in protest.

	Captain Wayne Offline - Site Owner - 02-16-07 01:48 PM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Yeah - it's called "Kinko Returns" and was on the album "The Obsecurity File" [ www.themadmusicarchive.com/album_details.aspx?AlbumID=6071 ] which is an excellent album if anyone else finds it! --- Adam Did anyone ever record a sequel to this song? I seem to remember one, but I may have imagined it.

	Adam Offline - Participant - 02-16-07 03:01 AM - 17 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d Did anyone ever record a sequel to this song? I seem to remember one, but I may have imagined it.

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