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Duration: 1:56 
Release Date: (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Cleese/Chapman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: André Jacquemin (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Unreleased (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Kay-Gee-Bee Music Ltd. (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: BMI 
Keywords: CON ARTISTS, PANHANDLING, PSYCHOSIS 
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Song Lyrics:
John Cleese as a "psychotic" panhandler approaches "victim" Graham Chapman...

J: Uh, Spare 10p for a cupaholic, sir?

G: I'm sorry?

J: Uh, all right, sir. Uh, spare 10p for the fare home, sir?

G: Go away.

J: Uh, sir, sir. Uh, spare a tenner for a bottle of champagne, sir?

G: What?

J: Spare a tenner for a bottle of champagne, sir? For a powerful young psychopath, sir?

G: Psychopath?

J: Yes, sir, for a huge psychopathic youth who's not only short o' money, sir, but almost completely unable to control his murderous impulses, sir.

G: Oh, well, ah...

J: Ohhhhhh...

G: What is it?

J: Mmmm...I can feel it building up, sir. Ohhh dear..

G: What?

J: Ohh...Senseless violence! ..Mmmm...Ohhh..Another dreadful outburst is on it's way, I fear...ohh...Sorry, sir. Quick, quick, gimme some cash sir, quick...woohh..Quick, sir! It's the only thing that helps...

G: All right, there you are.

J: Here comes the red mist..mmmmm...s**t sir, quick! Gimme some more...

G: (panicking) Well there's some more. Take it. Go on.

J: Sir, sir, sorry..

G: What?!

J: That isn't enough, sir...ohhhh...Oh, I really am sorry, sir...Aah, this won't do any good at all, sir. Quick, quick! Gimme some more, sir!

G: Well, how much?!?

J: Oh, ooh, ooooh...This is a bad one...Ooh!...You'd better give me everything you've got to be on the safe side with this one, sir...

G: (freaking out) All right, take this, take it! Do you take Barclaycards?

J: Ohhh..yes, sir...ohhhhh..I'm really sorry it had to be you that copped the attack like this...ooohhh...Gimme the travelers checks too, sir...

G: Take my watch as well! There you are!

J: OHHHHHRRR! Quick, gimme the (unintelligible) be okay for a few seconds, sir. OHHHRRR! Pop it sir, pop it sir, quick, now, while there's still time!
(continuous ominous groans, during which time, the victim gets away)

(short pause)

J: (after regaining composure) And the best thing about it is...it's totally uncurable.
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Current Rating 8.6 (1 vote)
Played on 1 show:
04-29-07, #07-17
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