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Rank this week: 17 (↑25)
Duration: 2:32 
Release Date: 2003 
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  • Parody of "Convoy" by C.W. McCall (Dave AuJus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    'Well, hello, Mickey17 here.'
    'I'm uh, 17 years old.'
    'Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.'
    'Which one?'
    'Uh, Huey or maybe Dewey'.
    'I'd like to meet you too. What are you doing in 8 to 10 years?'

    It was dark in my room
    Like an ancient tomb
    'cept the monitor burnin' bright
    I was tryin' to meet girls on the internet
    But I hadn't had a doggone bite

    I was looking for love at 56K
    Typin' smut from town to town
    Said 'I'm a twenty-two year old college coed
    And I'm about to pull my panties down.'

    'Cuz were in a little chat room
    Typing through the night
    My left hands' on my mouse and
    I'm tickling the keys with my right
    Come on and join our chat room
    Who you wanna be today?
    Thoughts go around this chat room
    Anything's okay

    Chat room
    Chat room

    'Well! What a coincidence. I am a lesbian too.'

    By the time the sun was comin' up
    I'd met girls from all 50 states
    Typin' 40 words a minute with just one hand
    So the other could co-allate
    Yeah, them keys was humming
    Like a Whitehouse intern
    Toying with a chick in Belair
    But the truth made me sick
    She sent me a pic
    And it had a lot of mustache hair

    'Cuz we're in a great big chat room
    Typing through the night
    Got me a chat room pen pal
    Hope she's a beautiful sight
    Come on and join our chat room
    Who you gonna meet today
    Try your luck in the chat room
    Across the cyberspace

    Chat Room
    Chat Room
    Chat Room'

    'I received your jpeg. Please resend. The photo appears to have smudged. It looks like you have a mustache 'Hahaha LOL.'
    'Perhaps we could meet in a more private room?'
    'Back door?'
    'Chip, is that you? You get your ass to bed before I come up there and disconnect your mo-dem!'

    (Dave AuJus)
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