Third Announcements by George Carlin

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Third Announcements

By: George Carlin

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Duration:	1:26
Release Date:	1981 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	N/A (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Atlantic SD 19326 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Dead Sea Publishing Company (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	BMI (Stavro Arrgolus)
Keywords:	ADVERTISING PARODY, FILLER, SEGUE, SOCIAL COMMENTARY

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Hey, why doncha join the service? Join the ******' service! Join up and die! How do you expect to keep the country free if you won't die? I'm dead. I died in World War II! I'm ******' dead! Can you say that? Come on. Join up and die!

Hello. I'm a famous person...and I'm for sale. Do have a product or a business that needs promotion? Do you sell something worthless? Something no one will buy because it's poorly built and doesn't work properly? Likely to come apart at high speeds? Perhaps with toxic side effects? Well, I'm here to help you. I'll take your product and I'll sell it to them because they trust me. That's right; they trust me because...I'm a famous person.

On Saturday afternoon, it's "Galaxy of Sports". This week featuring- Team Walking, Cross Country Ballroom Dancing, High-speed Competition Skipping, Tree Hunting and the newest X-rated sport from California, Roller f***ing! Followed by a sports movie. The story of a young man's desire to be an Olympic swimmer. Don't miss "Wet Dream"!
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