Organ Donor Programs by George Carlin

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Organ Donor Programs

By: George Carlin

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Duration:	1:19
Release Date:	1990 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	N/A (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Eardrum 91593-1 (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Organ donor programs. Does that s**t bother you a little bit? Sound like Josef Mengele has been sitting in on some of those meetings or something. The thing that bothers me the most about it is they're run by the motor vehicle bureau. I figure, hey s**t, if you got to wait on a line that long for a kidney, f**k it. Do without. It's the motor vehicle bureau in most states who sends you the little card you're supposed to carry right next to your driver's license, in your wallet. A little card, your supposed to fill it out, and on it your supposed to list the organs you're willing to give in case you die. Oh, are these people out of their f***ing minds or something? Do you honestly believe that if a paramedic finds that card on you in an automobile accident, he going to try to save your life? bulls**t! He's looking for parts, man. Absolutely. "Look Dan, here's that lower intestine we've looking for. Never mind the oxygen, this man's a donor." bulls**t, they can have my rectum and my anus. That's all I'm giving, take them and get out of here. Put them in your bag and get the f**k out of my life. That's all I'm giving. I don't want some guy poking around in me hoping I die, I want to live. I don't want to die. That's the whole secret of life...not dying! I figured that s**t out alone in third grade.

©1990 George Carlin (Stavro Arrgolus)

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