Everything Is Dangerous  By: Tom Smith

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Duration:	2:06 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	2007  (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Tom Smith (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Tom Smith (Stavro Arrgolus)
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Your kid can get salmonella from his new pet turtle Buckle your seat belt or through the windshield you will hurtle You can choke on anything not bigger than your head Everything is dangerous, so how come you're not dead? You might poke your eye out with any given toy You might die from allergies to peanuts, wheat, or soy All these deadly circumstances we cannot improve Everything is dangerous, so please try not to move Terrorists are everywhere, in every school and mall And it might be better if you don't touch cheese at all All the other drivers are insane and they've got guns Don't pick up hitchhikers, even if they're dressed as nuns Your date has GHB, he hopes tomorrow you'll forget him Everything is dangerous, so go ahead and wet 'em Dihydrogen monoxide will surely spell your doom It might just be easier if you don't leave the room Make sure that your sunscreen is at least SPF 30 Don't eat food in restaurants, the chef's hands might be dirty Gay men want your body and they can't control their urges Monks have secret messages they're chanting in their dirges Magnetic waves from in your cell phone just might fry your brain There's a Flying Spaghetti Monster in your beef chow mein Paris Hilton might explode, I saw it on Fox News Everything is dangerous, including Starburst chews Keep yourself hydrated or you'll pass out from the heat Watch out for a wormhole openin' up beneath your feet Motorcyclists with tattoos just got out of the joint Homeless people have diseases, so don't stare and point From the moment that you're born until the day you die Everything might kill you, and a lot of things will try So you've got two choices, and they're easy to compare Everything is dangerous, or everything's just there Everything is dangerous, so suck it up, mon frere (Stavro Arrgolus)

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