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  • From the final sequence of the Red Dwarf episode "Blue" (Series 7, Episode 2). (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • The last verse is heard only in the longer version of the song included in the "Red Dwarf VII Xtended" video. (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    If you're in trouble, he will save the day
    He's brave and he's fearless come what may
    Without him, the mission would go astray
    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

    Without him, life would be much grimmer
    He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
    He will never need a zimmer
    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

    More reliable than a garden trimmer
    He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
    He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer

    Master of the wit and the repartee
    His command of space directives is uncanny
    How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
    Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

    He's also a fantastic swimmer
    And if you play your cards right
    Then he just might come round for dinner
    He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

    No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
    He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
    Fade out you stupid plimmer
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 7.9 (2 votes)
    Played on 1 show:
    07-15-07, #MMS-85
    = Show you can listen to online
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