Note: 1 and 2 are mice numbered.

In theaters now...

From one of the people involved in Brokeback Mountain 
and some animated film about rodents 
comes this motion picture about two cowboy mice
who are camping out while they're watching 
their goats eat up the dried-out grass.

1: Hey Bill, want the rest of this pudding?

2: No thanks, Clint. I had enough.

1: You know, Bill. I wonder how birds do it.

2: Me too, Clint. The guy birds don't have any penisses.

1: Well, Bill. I feel like plugging a hole in a dike.

2: Not me, Clint. Lesbians aren't my thing.

1: Not that kind, Bill.

2: Do you feel like making your own pudding, Clint?

1: Well, Bill, just bend over and I'll produce some.

2: Ooh. Oooh. Yes. Yes.

1: pumping sounds

2: groaning sounds

Yes, it's Brokeback Mice. Two lusty male cowboy mice get it on
in the heat of the moment.

1: That was fun, Bill. Now' it's your turn.

2: OK Clint. Bend over.

1: Ooh, groaning sounds

2: pumping sounds.

Making a mouse out of a mountain, it's Brokeback Mice.
Now playing in a theater somewhere.