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Originally from the 1985 album- "Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo)" (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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Hey Santa Claus, you ****! Where's me f***ing bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice Ya worn out geriatric fart; you forgot me f***ing bike!
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse! You've stuffed me bloody order up It's enough to make you spew And I'm not the only one who's snakey Me sister's dirty too!
(female voice) Hey Santa Claus, you ****! Where's me f***ing pram? You promised me you'd bring me one; you remember who I am 'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand I'll give you f***ing 'ho ho ho' You forgot me f***ing pram
(male voice) Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts And I'll let your f***ing reindeer go and kick Rudolph in the nuts! You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door And we'll say, yeah, you wait for it Hey, mums and dads, you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes And don't listen to him, boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies He's just a **** tank and a pervert and he's not even very bright 'Cause the old f***ing wanker forgot me f***ing bike
You wait, you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in Tell me old man on you He's gonna punch your f***ing lights out
'I saw mummy sucking Santa Claus' (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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