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Duration:
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7:43
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Release Date:
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2004 (karlap)
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Lyrics By:
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Aaron Walz (karlap)
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Music By:
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Aaron Walz (karlap)
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Produced By:
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Walz Music (karlap)
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Released By:
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Light Soul Publishing (karlap)
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Published By:
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Licensing:
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ASCAP #391473173
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| Facts: |
| In the original CD album, several minutes of outtakes were included at the end of I Hate Cellphones, the final track of the album. (walzmusic) |
| From the album "miscommunication" (karlap) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
**(chorus:)**
Di di da di da
I hate cellphones
I just wanna scream
When I hear their tones
Di di da di da
I swear I'm gonna break 'em
When I hear them ringing
It chills me to the bones
I went to dinner
just the other night
I was spreading butter on a roll
When I got a fright
The décor was classy
And so was the food
But that cell phone person
He was just plain rude
It rang six times
'Til he answered it
People looked around
To find the culprit
Then he talked through
Soup, entrée and dessert
And his girl sat smiling
But she thought he was a jerk
**(chorus)**
Walking, running driving, eating,
jogging, dancing, while on your phone
Walking, running driving, eating,
jogging, dancing, you all look like clones
I hit up that girl
And we went on a date
So far so good
Everything was going great
I had her attention
Was telling a story
Then I heard her phone ring
And it got gory
She stopped me mid-sentence
Entranced with her phone
While she talked to some guy
I was all alone
While she was chattin'
I looked into her eyes
And then I realized
She was not a prize
**(chorus)**
Even when you use it when you should
The reception's never good
No one can hear a thing you say
But you got a big bill to pay
When you answer it you can never hear
But you still buy one
Out of fear
...wouldn't want to be different
**(chorus x2)**
Then on Sunday Matinee
I got a good seat
My friends had all told me
That this movie'd be hard to beat
I heard a conversation
Not part of the scene
I wanted to yell out cuss words
But I'm not really mean
Some guy was blabbing
The dude next to me
I stared at him incredulously
Then I had an epiphany
This was my final trial
I grabbed his phone
And threw it in the aisle!
**(chorus x2)**
(karlap) |
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Current Rating
9.3
(1 vote)
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| Played on 13 shows: |
 | 03-29-17, #ISGD-17-13 | | 11-23-07, #MMDT20_07-46 |
| 02-23-08, #MMCZ_08-08 | | 11-16-07, #MMDT20_07-45 |
| 01-18-08, #MMDT20_08-02 | | 11-09-07, #MMDT20_07-44 |
| 12-28-07, #MMDT20_07-51 | | 11-02-07, #MMDT20_07-43 |
| 12-14-07, #MMDT20_07-49 | | 10-19-07, #MMDT20_07-41 |
| 12-07-07, #MMDT20_07-48 | | 10-12-07, #MMDT20_07-40 |
| 11-30-07, #MMDT20_07-47 | | |
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