Don't Touch My Mohawk  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:44
Release Date:	10/11/2007  (sfjpk30)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (Vocals) Track licensed for use by Recisio (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Don't Call Me Baby" by Madison Avenue (belowaveragedave)

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Barber please, come make this a Reality Oh he could make my cranium look blue But Stu, he thinks I'm scared to go that far I'm here to cut it so do anything but make me bald Don't think I'll wear it out I'm going to comb and shout Don't give me something boring boy My calicks shouldn't get you down You'll shave my head After I drop my hood I hope that you are good Give me a Mohawk You've got some skill, and I think it would be so cool Just use a little 2 B glued It's time for me to look real savvy I'd like to test it, so Give me a Mohawk My hair is just dead molecules I won't forget, don't get it wet, take care of my hairdo Out on the Street Mmm, they touched it twice I tried to tell them that it's harder than old barbed-wire Don't think I'm a ding-dong I swear I can prove you wrong Just one touch and you'll have to coy and it will cut you like a thorn So it's greasy It wasn't my falsehood Don't think you understood Don't touch my Mohawk It touched your nerves, and tore deep into your tissue Now you are threatening to sue See I warned you it was pointy Don't be blaming me, said Don't touch my Mohawk Now you see, it's my creativity And si, you will stop and drool--- But you, you think my hair will start to curl I'm here to say it frankly, My hair takes longer than girls I don't think it takes long I just want the look dead-on Don't wanna look like the doughboy I'll be two hours, you're forewarned It gives me glee My spikes have really stood It's stronger than Plywood Look at my Mohawk Just please observe, and tell me that you like my 'do I tried to make it perfect for you I realize you think I'm crazy but I'm begging thee Look at my Mohawk I've got reserves of all the very best goo Oh no Richard has got one too Guess I'll have to change mine swiftly It belongs to me so Don't wear my Mohawk (belowaveragedave)

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