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Don't Touch My Mohawk 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 23 (↓23)
Duration: 3:44 
Release Date: 10/11/2007  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (Vocals) Track licensed for use by Recisio (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Don't Call Me Baby" by Madison Avenue (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Barber please, come make this a Reality
    Oh he could make my cranium look blue
    But Stu, he thinks I'm scared to go that far
    I'm here to cut it so do anything but make me bald

    Don't think I'll wear it out
    I'm going to comb and shout
    Don't give me something boring boy
    My calicks shouldn't get you down
    You'll shave my head
    After I drop my hood
    I hope that you are good

    Give me a Mohawk
    You've got some skill, and I think it would be so cool
    Just use a little 2 B glued
    It's time for me to look real savvy
    I'd like to test it, so
    Give me a Mohawk

    My hair is just dead molecules
    I won't forget, don't get it wet, take care of my hairdo
    Out on the Street
    Mmm, they touched it twice
    I tried to tell them that it's harder than old barbed-wire

    Don't think I'm a ding-dong
    I swear I can prove you wrong
    Just one touch and you'll have to coy
    and it will cut you like a thorn
    So it's greasy
    It wasn't my falsehood
    Don't think you understood

    Don't touch my Mohawk
    It touched your nerves, and tore deep into your tissue
    Now you are threatening to sue
    See I warned you it was pointy
    Don't be blaming me, said
    Don't touch my Mohawk

    Now you see, it's my creativity
    And si, you will stop and drool---
    But you, you think my hair will start to curl
    I'm here to say it frankly, My hair takes longer than girls

    I don't think it takes long
    I just want the look dead-on
    Don't wanna look like the doughboy
    I'll be two hours, you're forewarned
    It gives me glee
    My spikes have really stood
    It's stronger than Plywood

    Look at my Mohawk
    Just please observe, and tell me that you like my 'do
    I tried to make it perfect for you
    I realize you think I'm crazy
    but I'm begging thee
    Look at my Mohawk

    I've got reserves of all the very best goo
    Oh no Richard has got one too
    Guess I'll have to change mine swiftly
    It belongs to me so
    Don't wear my Mohawk
    Current Rating 9.7 (3 votes)
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