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Butt-Floss Girl 
By: Project Sisyphus
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Duration: 2:41 
Release Date: 10/7/2007  (Project Sisyphus) 
Lyrics By: Bob Emmet (Project Sisyphus) 
Music By: Bob Emmet (Project Sisyphus) 
Produced By: Bob Emmet (Project Sisyphus) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • This song is a parody of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl." (Project Sisyphus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Butt-floss girl
    Giving partial nudity a whirl
    Stopping traffic, causing heart attacks
    Oughta be illegal, selling crack
    They love the back of a

    Butt-floss girl
    Reigning queen of the under-world
    I guess a gal like her is too confined
    Unless she feels the breeze on her behind
    no panty-lines

    And she imagines that all the whi-i-ile
    Boys are in love with her vertical smi-i-le
    The way they stop and leer
    enchanted by each hemisphere of a

    Butt-floss girl
    instant messaging with guys named Merle
    I bet they won’t believe their monitor screens
    when they see JPEG number 315
    a bit obscene

    Butt-floss girl
    Not much cloth in her material world
    She doesn’t even stop to contemplate
    How a piece of string can cost $12.98
    I wanna date...

    And in a skirt, if she has to bend o-o-ver
    She risks arrest for indecent expo-o-sure
    Men stare with thoughts perverse
    praying that she drops her purse, she’s a

    butt-floss girl
    she’s a butt-floss girl
    her thong is designer
    butt-floss girl
    yeah, a butt floss girl
    Got the whole world behind her
    ©2007 Bob Emmet
    (Project Sisyphus)
    Current Rating 9.0 (3 votes)
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