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Duration: 2:15 
Release Date: 1999  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Parker/Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Parker/Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Parker/Stone/Shaiman (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Columbia CK 62224 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Hilarity Music, Inc./Winding Brook Way Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #540092971 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • From the 1999 South Park Christmas special and accompanying album- "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". (Stavro Arrgolus)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Well, I'll tell you what..
    Maybe we should have ourselves
    a little Christmas, right here.
    C'mon everybody, gather 'round!

    String up the lights and light up the tree
    We're gonna make some revelry
    Spirits are high, so I can tell
    It's Christmas time in Hell!
    Demons are nicer as you pass them by
    There's lots of demon toys to buy
    The snow is falling and all is well
    It's Christmas time in Hell!

    There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
    With a festive Christmas ham
    After he has sex with it
    He'll eat up all he can
    And there goes John F Kennedy
    Caroling with his son
    (Reunited for the holidays
    God bless us, everyone!)
    Everybody has a happy glow
    Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow
    Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
    It's Christmas time in Hell!

    Satan: Adolf, here's a present for you!
    Adolf: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum!
    Satan (sarcastically): Yes, Ein Tannenbaum!

    God cast me down from Heaven's door
    To rule in Hell forevermore
    But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
    'Cos it's Christmas time in Hell!
    Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
    We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
    Michael Landon's hair looks swell
    It's Christmas time in Hell!

    There's Princess Diana
    holding burning mistletoe
    Over poor Gene Siskel's head
    Just watch his weenie grow!
    For one day we all stop burning
    and the flames are not so thick
    All the screaming and the torture stops
    As we wait for old St. Nick!

    So, string up the lights and light up the tree
    We're damned for all eternity
    But for just one day, all is well
    It's Christmas time in Hell!
    Gather close together and make it quick
    We've gotta make room for Andy Dick
    Wake his mother and ring the bell!
    It's Christmas time... [christmas time x3]
    Christmas time... [christmas time x3]
    It's Christmas time in Hell!
    (Merry Christmas, movie house!)
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 10.0 (2 votes)
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