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Rank this week: 18 (↑22)
Duration: 4:12 
Release Date: 9/8/2007  (sfjpk30) 
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  • Parody of Rockstar by Nickelback. (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I’m through with livin' in trailers
    With my pushy Mom
    I’m only nine
    and she makes me put make-up on
    So I’ll grant her her wish
    And I won’t stop ‘till I’m on TV
    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new nose
    And a cleft in my chin
    And some breast implants I’ll deny I put in
    And a tea cup poodle that I’m
    Always carryin' with me
    (Yea, So what you need)

    I need a good producer ‘cause you know I can’t sing
    And a lawyer who can get me out of anything
    Gonna date Justin Timberlake
    To gain some credibility
    (Who hasn’t done that)

    I want my own perfume and clothing line
    It’s all made in sweatshops but that’s just fine
    I’ll give the child laborers
    A signed copy of my CD
    (So how you gonna do it?)

    I’m gonna reestablish the mouseketeers
    Start my new life wearin those mickey ears

    ‘Cause we all just wanna be big Pop Stars
    Start out innocent to get my fanbase large
    My listeners will be people in their tweens
    And old perverts who can’t wait ‘till I turn eighteen
    And my first hit will be a Disney song
    But my good girl image won’t last too long
    My first album just has some innuendo
    But by my third album I’ll act like a full blown ho
    And well…

    Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star
    Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star

    I wanna be generic, let the media lead me
    Gonna sing canned music that my label feeds me
    Oversaturate the market
    ‘till everyone’s sick of me
    (Oh trust me it’ll happen)

    I’m gonna dress myself without an ounce of class
    Gonna Make the boys all drool and stare at my glasses
    Gonna hang out with the laughing stock
    Of society(So how you gonna do it?)

    I’m gonna lose all sense
    Of decency
    And sell out all of my

    ‘Cause we all just wanna be big Pop Stars
    Paparazzi getting pictures of my implant scars
    I’ll sleep through the days, and party all night long
    It’s hard to remember to put panties on
    And my male fans will all feel really crushed
    When those photos leak that haven’t been airbrushed
    I’ll marry a loser who just wants my fame
    And I’ll divorce his sorry butt the very next day
    Then I’ll drop a hint that I’m a lesbian
    Hoping that’ll jump start my lame career again
    I’ll pose for magazines like FHM and Marie Claire
    Tell ‘em ‘bout how I’m a Christian in my underwear,well
    Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star

    I’m gonna have some babies and then I’ll neglect ‘em
    Hit my mid-life crisis when I’m 27
    Make sure I’m drunk before I start to drive
    Get caught lip syncin' on Saturday Night Live

    Well we all just wanna be big Pop Stars
    Make abysmal movies and wreck fifteen cars
    I’ll check into rehab after hitting that tree
    I’ll check out early but be back next week
    And they’ll finally put me behind bars
    With a real short sentence since I am a star
    The tabloids will tell ‘em that I’ve lost my flair
    When the pressures gets to much I’ll just shave my hair
    But I’ll work hard to get my life on track
    And my fans will all start to accept me back
    I’m back on top and sellin’ out my shows
    Until my ex releases our sex videos, well

    Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star
    Hey, Hey, I wanna be a Pop Star
    Current Rating 9.2 (3 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "Popstar"
    Queer_Killer   Offline  -  Member  -  06-02-09 01:13 AM  -  13 years ago
    Amazing!!! Weird Al didn't Create this Parody.
    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  03-05-08 02:30 PM  -  14 years ago

    Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Jennifer Lopez, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce Knowles, Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, Micheal Jackson. They're all pop stars, and they're all in my newest video! Popstar is a spoof of Nickelback's Rockstar. I hope you enjoy. I'm sorry I don't have the time or means to make a better video, but well I just don't. And who the heck are you to judge my video anyway? Steven Speilberg? I think not. JERK! Anyways, enjoy!

    Oh, BTW, I know not all of the people in the vid have done all the things I'm singing about, so please don't tell me about how fergie never dated justin and how gwen never really had implants and so on and so forth. It's just a goofy song and I really don't care. OK, now you can enjoy!
    Added: September 08, 2007
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