Jolly Old St. Nicholas - Change Your Ways! by Sam Stokes

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Jolly Old St. Nicholas - Change Your Ways!
By: Sam Stokes

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Duration:	2:27
Release Date:	11/19/2007 (samstokes80)
Lyrics By:	Samuel Stokes (samstokes80)
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Produced By:	Samuel Stokes (samstokes80)
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Keywords:	BRIGHT RED SNOWSUIT, CAVITIES, CHILDHOOD OBESITY, CHRISTMAS, PARODY, SAINT NICHOLAS, SANTA CLAUS

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Jolly old Saint Nicholas, lean your ear this way
Don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say
You will have to change your ways, parents ask you, please.
Childhood obesity has sharply increased.

Always going house to house bringing sugar treats.
All the things, you can be sure, every child eats.
Every house you visit, milk and cookies disappear.
But your bowl of jelly's getting bigger ev'ry year.

Stockings stuffed with candy don't help children to stay fit
Computer games and DVDs also don't help a bit.
You might want to start to diet; I think the time is ripe.
Or next year, you might get yourself stuck in a chimney pipe.

Not to mention too much sugar can cause cavities.
Dentist bills are growing due to your frivolities.
I'd expound much further, but perhaps the point is moot.
Lawyers will call you concerning the class-action suit.

While were on the subject, long white beards are not in style.
No one else has worn a bright red snow suit in a while.
You can be a rebel and just act like you don't care.
Soon well see you on the TV show, What Not to Wear.

Jolly old Saint Nicholas, lean your ear this way
Don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say
Government's been cracking down on stuff like this these days
Hate to tell you Santa Claus, You'll have to change your ways.
Hate to tell you Santa Claus, You'll have to change your ways. (samstokes80)

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