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Rank this week: 36 (↑12)
Duration: 2:19 
Release Date: 5/11/2008  (DJ Particle) 
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I'll tell my cat when I come home,
"Leave the furniture alone."
She tore my sheets and shred my couch.
I'm tired of coming home a grouch.

--chorus--
But she is loving. She is pretty.
And I am so whipped by my kitty.
Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3
Please won't you leave the curtains be.

I tell her each morning that I love her.
But my shoes need laces so please don't chew 'em.
She mews real sweet then knocks over a candle
Now she's gnawing on my sandals.

Out of the bathroom she struts quite bold,
A roll of toilet paper clung to her toe.
I really wonder if I will kill her
When her mouth has feathers from my pillow.

Let the thunder storms crash all night long
She'll be too scared to rend my thong.
She may be shivering from fright,
But at least this weekend I'll have my tights.

I bought her a scratch post of her own.
So she'll leave my living room alone.
But I come home to see only fluff and filling
If she hadn't just meowed, there'd be a killin'.

--chorus--
--last chorus--
She is loving. She is pretty.
And I am so whipped by my kitty.
Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3
I never liked those curtains anyway.
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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Current Rating 8.3 (1 vote)
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belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-23-08 01:10 AM  -  13 years ago
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Creative, and unique. I think that pretty much sums up my opinion of this one. Nawing on your Sandals? Sounds like that cat needs some training . . .
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