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Duration: 2:46 
Release Date: 1999  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Eric Schwartz (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Vince Guaraldi (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By:
Released By: Claritone (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: Claritone Music (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: ASCAP  #331563054 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
  • The music is the instrumental "Linus & Lucy" which is from the Charlie Brown Christmas Show. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    To my dearest little sister, Sally Brown, it’s Charlie here
    A lot of things have happened since you skipped town
    For one, I’m *****, for about a year
    I know, of course, you might be less than psyched
    About the path I took
    But I had to face the fact that I kind of liked
    How Linus looked, before he booked
    ‘Cuz Patty came out and left me shocked and confused
    She shacked up with Marcy, who was clearly abused
    And I picked up a needle that had just been used before

    Now Lucy’s playing hockey, her team just won the Stanley Cup
    Schroeder dresses just like Beethoven did and ties her up
    And she barks like a pup
    And the hunt is on for Linus,
    But as you know, he’s hard to catch
    You see, he found that lots of interesting things could grow in the Pumpkin Patch
    But the feds are no match
    ‘Cuz he and the red-haired girl split the scene
    The psilocybin sultan and the cannabis queen
    And Franklin shot Tupac and now he ain’t nowhere to be seen

    Break it down!
    Woodstock got eaten by the cat who lives next door
    Snoopy got neutered and now he ain’t Joe Cool no more
    And he’s still kind of sore
    And Pig Pen od’d, was just a matter of time
    He couldn’t keep a job on account of the grime
    And he couldn’t face a future of small-town crime no more
    So write us all a letter and tell us how the city is
    Freda said she saw you, so tell me, how’s the porno biz,
    My little sis, the porno biz, my little sis
    (Stavro Arrgolus)
    Current Rating 9.5 (5 votes)
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