Peenitch by Red Peters

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Peenitch
By: Red Peters

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Duration:	0:54
Release Date:	12/21/1999 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Stevens/Johnson/McMahon (Stavro Arrgolus)
Music By:	Stevens/Johnson/McMahon (Stavro Arrgolus)
Produced By:	Ed Grenga (Stavro Arrgolus)
Released By:	Ball Bag Records 1002-2 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Published By:	Handsome Brothers Music Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing:	ASCAP (Stavro Arrgolus)
Keywords:	ADVERTISING PARODY

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Fake commercial. Not 'explicit'...technically. (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Song Lyrics:

(pool hall noises)

Dick: Nuts!

Red: Dick, that's the third ball you've scratched today.

Dick: That's not all I'm scratchin'.

Red: Sound's like EPI to me.

Dick: EPI? What's that?

Red: External penis itch. What you need is Peenitch.

Dick: Does it really work?

Red: It sure does, Dick. I don't even scratch myself when I play baseball now.

(nasty heavy metal jingle)
"Don't scratch! Don't scratch! Get Peenitch!"

(announcer)
New Peenitch soothes the "P" zone and is available in a variety of sizes from handy pocket spray canister right up to the convenient two gallon pump drum and there's even a travel size portable ball wash!

Red: Dick! You haven't scratched all day!

Dick: You bet, Red! Thanks to Peenitch!

(jingle again)
"Don't scratch! Don't scratch! Get Peenitch!"

New from Peters Pharmaceuticals. (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Available on the following album:
Ol' Blue Balls Is Back
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Played on 2 shows:
	11-12-19, #MMS-232	03-05-11, #MMS-144
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