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3:33
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1/5/2008 (Captain Wayne)
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CC
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Facts: |
Parody of "Hyakugojyuuichi" ("151") by Professor Oak, the Season 1 closing theme of Pokémon (DJ Particle) |
Has an animated video that made the front page of Newgrounds: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/423640 (weirdojace) |
Originally titled "Scientology" it was renamed when released on "Advanced at Nothing" in 2008 (Captain Wayne) |
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Hey children, gather round and listen to whatever I say Take the words in and follow me Iím gonna tell you about what you should follow today The church of Scientology
So sit down, look we have this great religion you should try it Just pay us a few hundred bucks We give you a personality test to see what you admit We wish you the best of luck
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu And your body thetans too Praise L. Ron Hubbard, whoís told us that life Is worth living as long as you pay up
Itís not science fiction Though our founder wrote some Our church is called the study of truth And scientology will make you happy With scientology you will see And scientology will show you the way As long as you pay, you canít go wrong
(children) Our thetan levels are way too high so we joined the church and Now we feel more happy We were depressed but L Ron Hubbard took us all by the hand Thank you, Scientology
And now we know the truth, the frozen souls are trapped inside us Thatís why many people feel down The people here we know are people that us children can trust Itís the best religion around
We get down and we say that we believe in Xenu And our body thetans too Praise L. Ron Hubbard, whoís told us that life Is worth living as long as you pay up
Itís not science fiction Though our founder wrote some Our church is called the study of truth And Scientology makes us feel happy With Scientology we do see And Scientology, it shows us the way As long as we pay, we canít go wrong
Now get down and say that you believe in Xenu And your body thetans too Praise L. Ron Hubbard, whoís told us that life Is worth living as long as you pay up
Itís not science fiction Though our founder wrote some Our church is called the study of truth And scientology will make you happy With scientology you will see And scientology will show you the way As long as you pay, you canít go wrong
And scientology will make you happy With scientology you will see And scientology will show you the way As long as you pay, you canít go wrong (weirdojace) |
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Current Rating
9.8
(3 votes)
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Played on 25 shows: |
| 10-17-14, #MMDT20_14-42 | | 04-19-08, #MMCZ_08-16 |
| 06-13-14, #MMDT20_14-24 | | 04-12-08, #ROTP_190 |
| 04-08-14, #BWR-14-04-08 | | 03-28-08, #MMDT20_08-12 |
| 04-26-13, #MMDT20_13-17 | | 03-14-08, #MMDT20_08-10 |
| 09-28-12, #MMDT20_12-39 | | 03-07-08, #MMDT20_08-09 |
| 01-28-12, #AOTA-120128 | | 02-22-08, #MMDT20_08-07 |
| 08-26-11, #ROTP_366 | | 02-15-08, #MMDT20_08-06 |
| 08-20-10, #ROTP_313 | | 02-08-08, #MMDT20_08-05 |
| 09-25-09, #BR-09-83 | | 01-25-08, #MMDT20_08-03 |
| 12-31-08, #MMDT20_08-FY | | 01-19-08, #MMCZ_08-03 |
| 11-07-08, #BR-08-45 | | 01-18-08, #MMDT20_08-02 |
| 08-30-08, #MMCZ_SP01 | | 01-11-08, #MMDT20_08-01 |
| 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-HY | | |
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