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One Hit Point 
By: Curt the Camera Guy
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Release Date: 4/25/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody lyrics by Curt Arndt (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody lyrics by Curt Arndt (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Curt The Camera Guy (peterpuck9) 
Released By: thefump.com (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
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  • Parody of "One Last Breath" by Creed. (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    One Hit Point,
    Curt the Camera Guy

    My dice karma I think it’s failing I need a seventeen to make this save It seems I found An Ancient Dragon And I'm trying to escape I jumped back when it breathed fire But I'm down to One hit-point My DM wants to slay Party slay Holy cow I’m one hex From the edge And I'm thinking Maybe Guild Wars Ain’t so damn bad I’m looking down I’d like to roll over I don’t have the Bonuses for this I thought I found The wizards treasure Now there’s dragon in my face I cried out “Crom please save me” Now I'm down to One hit-point My DM wants to slay Party slay Holy cow I’m one hex From the edge And I'm thinking Maybe Guild Wars Ain’t so damn bad Holy cow I’m one hex From the edge And I'm thinking Maybe Guild Wars Ain’t so damn bad My roll is blown The Dragon charges me And I don’t believe There’s anything left of me So much for This campaign I’ll pick-up Prophecy Register and Play for Free Play for Free Play for Free Holy cow I’m one hex From the edge And I'm thinking Holy cow I’m one hex From the edge And I'm thinking Maybe Guild Wars Ain’t so damn bad Holy cow I’m one hex From the edge And I'm thinking That maybe Guild Wars Ain’t so damn bad My dice karma I think it’s failing I need a seventeen to make this save

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
    (peterpuck9)
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