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Dwarven Mine 
By: Curt the Camera Guy
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Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: 5/14/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Parody lyrics by Curt Arndt (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Parody lyrics by Curt Arndt (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: Curt The Camera Guy (peterpuck9) 
Released By: (peterpuck9) 
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Licensing: CC 
Song Lyrics:
Dwarven Mine -
Curt the Camera Guy
Parody of "I Am Mine" by Pearl Jam

I came to this place with treasure in mind Hacking and slashing to buy myself time Monsters and traps are all that I find In this abandoned mine Go North or go South, I can’t make-up my mind Swing east cross this pit, but I don’t trust that vine I’m hopelessly lost and I’ll probably die In this abandoned mine Dwarven mine And the Wizard gets left behind New magics he hoped to find A spear trap between the eyes It blew his mind Our group’s one light We find a big cave and everyone hides The walls are loose rock and begin to slide We try to escape but escape is denied In this abandoned mine Dwarven mine And the Cleric gets left behind His symbol won’t save him this time He better prepare to fight He’s never seen a Wight He’s died of fright And the Halfling gets left behind The goblins asked him to dine He gave them a little whine Hobbit stew’s divine And I look like the last one alive I’ll never again see the sky That dragon gives me the eye It’s a good day to die

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Current Rating 7.1 (3 votes)
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belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-25-08 01:13 PM  -  15 years ago
Pretty good Curt, fun in a quirky kinda way
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