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Ken's Revenge 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:27 
Release Date: 5/10/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Saw one night on the news
    A nightmare come true
    The girl spent too much time on her hair
    Ken just didn't know
    She liked G.I. Joe
    Joe was the last one
    He thought he'd see bare
    Guess his muscles were nice
    and She didn't think twice
    That night that she touched his dog chain
    And I wrote this tune
    Said, Barbie, your days are through
    Cause Ken's vows were not in vain

    'Cause I saw Ken knock out Barbie
    Threw her to the ground
    and his fear chases his smile away
    but he'll be ok
    Now he's not big on plastic chases
    So he let it out to his friend, Stacey
    Oh, I saw Ken socking Barbie

    Well, they kept going on
    But it wouldn't be long
    and then, that girl got so bored
    Ken's package was slight
    Not designed quite right
    And he couldn't give her love no more
    Hey she didn't mean
    To sound like a queen
    She just wanted action again
    Well, he was in fright
    the big orgy she's havin
    That he wasn't in

    Then I saw Ken impale Barbie
    Took a big sword out
    And then sliced all his fears away
    He's not quite Okay
    Neighbors watched their slaughtered faces
    Joe came running out from Ken's basement
    Oh, I saw Ken behead Barbie

    Then Ken chased G.I. with sharpies
    Yeah he marked him down
    And the smear inked out his eyes that day
    Joe'll be ok
    Wasn't known as mad or angry
    Think he lost his mind when she blew Chucky
    Oh, that's when Ken had gone crazy
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    Played on 3 shows:
    09-02-08, #BAD_08-09-0204-27-08, #BAD_08-04-27
    05-04-08, #BAD_08-05-04
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