Ken's Revenge  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:27
Release Date:	5/10/2008  (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks (belowaveragedave)

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Saw one night on the news A nightmare come true The girl spent too much time on her hair Ken just didn't know She liked G.I. Joe Joe was the last one He thought he'd see bare Guess his muscles were nice and She didn't think twice That night that she touched his dog chain And I wrote this tune Said, Barbie, your days are through Cause Ken's vows were not in vain 'Cause I saw Ken knock out Barbie Threw her to the ground and his fear chases his smile away but he'll be ok Now he's not big on plastic chases So he let it out to his friend, Stacey Oh, I saw Ken socking Barbie Well, they kept going on But it wouldn't be long and then, that girl got so bored Ken's package was slight Not designed quite right And he couldn't give her love no more Hey she didn't mean To sound like a queen She just wanted action again Well, he was in fright the big orgy she's havin That he wasn't in Then I saw Ken impale Barbie Took a big sword out And then sliced all his fears away He's not quite Okay Neighbors watched their slaughtered faces Joe came running out from Ken's basement Oh, I saw Ken behead Barbie Then Ken chased G.I. with sharpies Yeah he marked him down And the smear inked out his eyes that day Joe'll be ok Wasn't known as mad or angry Think he lost his mind when she blew Chucky Oh, that's when Ken had gone crazy (belowaveragedave)

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