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Tom Smith
Still A Nerd
Parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton
I have six bowties
None of my pants cuffs reach my shoes
And I sort my underwear by thread count
Majored in physics
Minored in getting beaten up
Wore a kick-me sign until
I had that jacket dry-cleaned
Lifting weights, I hurt myself with only three curls
And I've never had a conversation with girls
But I built a droid myself using parts from off the shelf
You can see that I'm still a nerd.
Not that I'm bragging
George Lucas texts me when he's stuck
I can quote the Matrix films in Klingon
Chess is too simple
I'd rather frag a bunch of n00bz
I'm a god until I have
To be in Meatspace again
'Cause my nasal laughter makes folks think I'm a dope
And someday I ought to get familiar with soap
But my bosses aren't saps, 'cause their network would collapse
If I wasn't still a nerd.
Jonathan Coulton
Maybe Weird Al, oh yeah, Tom Lehrer,
Someday I should pay them for their albums
Downloading's easy,
Downloading comedy is hard,
I can crack this DRM
But then I wrote it myself
A fine meal, a sunset or such similar joys
Seem a waste of time when I've got all of my toys
I'm an outcast socially, but I've bought your company,
It's just fine that I'm still a nerd
Steven Hawking says I'm still a nerd
There's no reason I should have matured
I can hack your whole life with a word
And you'll never know what just occurred
So be nice to me, I'm still a nerd
Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
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| Played on 15 shows: |
 | 08-20-16, #WOTR_13 | | 07-04-08, #MMDT20_08-26 |
| 10-31-10, #MMCZ-10-46 | | 06-27-08, #MMDT20_08-25 |
| 08-08-09, #BR-09-76 | | 06-21-08, #BR-08-21 |
| 02-20-09, #BR-09-61 | | 06-20-08, #MMDT20_08-24 |
| 08-23-08, #BR-08-30 | | 06-06-08, #MMDT20_08-22 |
| 07-21-08, #MMS-115p | | 05-30-08, #MMDT20_08-21 |
| 07-20-08, #MMS-115 | | 05-24-08, #ROTP_196 |
| 07-11-08, #MMDT20_08-27 | | |
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