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| Parody of "A Little Bit Country and A Little Bit Rock and Roll" by Donnie and Marie Osmond. (peterpuck9) |
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I'm a Middle East country
I'm a Middle Earth mountain troll
I've got sunshine, deserts, and burqas
I’m horrific but my wits are…kind of dull
My name is Something-stan
I swallow hobbits whole
I'm a Middle East country
I'm a Middle Earth mountain troll
I’m a little explosive
I put dwarves in my Quaker Oats
I’m a little ultra-religious
I’m a little bit gruff with billy goats
I’m disconcertingly quite real
I might be fiction-ole
I’m a Middle East country
I’m a Middle Earth mountain troll
I offer camels, sand, and Muslims, and crude oil in rich supply
If I stay out till the sun comes up, (then) I'll turn to stone and die
I'm moving slowly…
To secular control
I bash those freaking Wood-elves with a club like Whack-a-Mole
Like me, you’re poor as dirt
…Or rolling in the dough
I’m a Middle East country
I’m a Middle Earth mountain troll
I may have mostly flat topography, but my Crescent is Fer-tile
I got a job at Hot Dwarf on a Stick (just) to dress in style
My people love me…
By reflex or by force
I barbecued my in-laws so my wife filed for divorce
I’m arid and I’m extra-dry
Not me! I’ve got B.O.
I’m a Middle East country
I’m a M-
[Singing and music are interrupted, brought to a complete halt by Gandalf, who says:]
“DAWN TAKE YOU ALL! AND BE STONE TO YOU!”
[Complete silence for a few seconds, as if that has ended the song, and then, spoken:]
“Who was that?”
“My ex.”
[Pause] “Oh.” [Followed immediately by the song resuming:]
I’m a Middle East country!
(And) I’m a Middle Earth mountain troll!
[End.]
Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
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fiogf49gjkf0d Correction:
Artist: Project Sisyphus f/ the great Luke Ski & Carrie Dahlby
Title: A Middle East Country, A Middle Earth Mountain Troll
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