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By: DJ Particle
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Duration: 2:46 
Release Date: 6/16/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle) 
Music By: A. Menken/H. Ashman (DJ Particle) 
Produced By: Emi M. Briet (DJ Particle) 
Released By: Reika Recordings (DJ Particle) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • The final third to a 9-minute track "17 Years on the PC", DJ Particle's submission to "Mr. Smith Goes to the Hospital" cover compilation. (DJ Particle)
  • Update to "On The PC" and "PC99" by Tom Smith (DJ Particle)
  • Parody of "Under The Sea" from Disney's The Little Mermaid (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (to the tune of "Under The Sea" by Disney, in the style of "On The PC" by Tom Smith)
    Lyrics ©2008 Emi M. Briet

    The source code is always cleaner on somebody else's drive,
    You dream about each new upgrade without which you must survive,
    You never considered gaming, you now face your current strife,
    'Cause now you need something faster, to log into Second Life.

    On the PC, on the PC,
    'Cause all your friends are playing some MMORPGs
    Yes what was once a gamer's domain
    Now everybody's joining the game,
    To stay with your friends now, upgrades won't end now on the PC!

    But PC opinion's fallen, the Vista has made that change,
    And good Macs are still expensive, way out of your pricing range,
    But Florida's got an answer, they called it an OpenMac
    It seems like a dream come true 'til, into the case you crack!

    That's a PC! That's a PC,
    Running on OSx86 there's no fooling me.
    Makes you think of how they're still around,
    Why Apple won't sue them into the ground,
    Though you may know this, you'll try MacOS on the PC.

    On the PC
    Gnutella's wrong for getting your songs now illegally
    Smarten up your piracy know-how
    Everybody uses BitTorrent now
    See that alert there, upgrade your software on the PC

    The upgrade is stuck, the patch tried to snatch,
    It borked up your Hackintosh, that's the catch,
    You throw up your hands, you reach in the drawer
    And drag out the Live CD.

    You installed Ubuntu, thought you were done,
    But no sound support for 7.1,
    The screen rez is bland, your vidcard is charred,
    It overclocked your 3D....

    Ahhhh, the PC, ah, the PC,
    Open source kids and Microsoft's business clash constantly,
    All you really need to get rich quick,
    Simply get a patent for the mouse click,
    Claim that they owe rent for every moment on the PC.

    It's all Intel, a Mac or a Dell, so it's a PC.

    Crank up your broadband, to virtual land,
    YouTube is poopin', Bloggers are scoopin'
    Now you're addicted, you're life's depicted on the PC.
    (DJ Particle)
    Current Rating 7.7 (4 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "PC08"
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  10-09-09 01:06 PM  -  14 years ago
    Update: Apple is now in the middle of a lawsuit against Psystar (the FL company I allude to in this song)
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-18-08 08:33 PM  -  15 years ago
    Fun song DJ Particle:)
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