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Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat 
By: Worm Quartet
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Duration: 1:47 
Release Date: 6/24/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Timothy F. Crist (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: Timothy F. Crist (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: sHOeBOx (peterpuck9) 
Released By: (peterpuck9) 
Published By: FIDIM Publishing (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Licensing: CC 
Song Lyrics:
Goddammit Marc Gunn, shut up about your cat
There's a world of subject matter to explore beyond that
Oh how cute, she licked your eyelid
Oh how cute, she licked your bisque
Oh how cute, she's licking dookie
From her puckered asterisk

Goddammit Marc Gunn, your non-Bard discography
Is little more than an autoharp-heavy ode to all felinity
Oh how cute, she spewed a hairball
Oh how cute, she took a wiz
Oh how cute, she scratched your face
Isn't she precious?
Yesh she is!

I'm a cat owner myself, but there's more to life, I swear
Than serenading walking screeching wads of allergens and hair
Read a book, go for a walk, see a movie, knit a quilt
Maybe buy yourself a lint brush, get the cat hair off your kilt
You don't just wear it on your sleeve, your scratched-up banner is unfurled
You're the "I Can Has Cheezburger" of the Celtic filking world
Do the cat songs get the ladies?
How much action have you got?
My suspicion is that ceiling cat's been watching you a lot

Goddammit Marc Gunn, shut up about your cat
There’s a ***** joke here; I’ll let Seamonkey handle that
Oh how cute, she licked your sandwich
Oh how cute, she chewed your pen
Oh how cute, she ate a thumbtack, coughed it up, ate it again!

And the kitties say (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK! (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK! (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK! (huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK!

(Marc Gunn:)
"I will if you can shut up about your nipples for more than three seconds."

©2008 Timothy F. Crist
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 6.3 (9 votes)
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belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-25-08 02:12 PM  -  15 years ago
Wow so angry, but very well done
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