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Shake It Up or it Will Taste Bland 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 1:52 
Release Date: 7/9/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Produced By: Below Average Dave Parody Network (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Thought I could make it fast
    I'll skip a step and eat at last
    Won't be long 'til my hunger ends

    Light the oven, smell the gas
    My bad cooking is in the past
    I can't wait, I need food my friend

    My food looks plain again
    Tasting quite bizarre
    Can't read the instructions
    I guess that's just too hard

    As I eat chicken breasts
    Just one bite and then it's tossed
    Shake it up, or it will taste bland

    Now I can eat at last
    'Cause Pizza Hut can get here fast
    Call them up, so my guy can mend

    I still can't comprehend
    Why the heck we should grease pans
    Skipping steps don't work out as planned

    Losing my butt again
    Should have read the jar
    Threw the crumbs in the pan
    and now it looks like tar

    Not tryna be stressed out
    Shake N' Bake, it's shake I crossed
    Baked it up, smelt like my rear end

    Got something cooked at last
    Spaghetti O's taste great half assed
    Dammit man, left the dang spoon in

    Microwaves aren't meant to last
    Just look, the flames are spreading fast
    Messed it up, order out again

    Shake it up, or it Will Taste Bland

    Shake it up, or it Will Taste Bland
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    Messages about the song: "Shake It Up or it Will Taste Bland"
    Derwood Bowen   Offline  -  Artist  -  03-04-10 03:17 PM  -  14 years ago
    I think we have an error... This page talks about B.A.D.'s "Shake it up or it will taste bland," but yet plays my song "My Pants Ran Away." And the page for my song plays Dave's.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  07-18-08 08:34 PM  -  15 years ago
    Hmm, this one does not appear to be linked to my page. . .but thanks for posting it:)
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