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Careless Hook Ups 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 39 (↑6)
Duration: 4:53 
Release Date: 8/18/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Careless Whispers" by George Michael (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I feel like a whore
    As I look through chat pictures for a quick score
    As the profiles fly
    Somethin' in those thighs
    Makes me want to meet and greet
    Create a storyline

    I'm never gonna type again
    I don't need no more one night stands
    Though it's easy to log in
    It keeps me up too late
    Should've known better then to let you in
    or engage in love that left me cryin'
    So I'm never gonna type again
    The way I typed to you


    Lord forgive my sins
    for Careless Hook Ups
    With drunk I.M.s
    Bio's 29
    Was into my kind
    When the knock came at my door
    Too late to run and hide

    I think I've been stood up again
    Never say 'love' in a PM
    Too depressed to search within'
    and I look like a tool
    Desperation sex's settin' in
    Engaged in groups I'm regretting
    So I'm never gonna screw again
    The way I screwed with you


    Never Online Again

    At first I closed my eyes in bed
    I wish you hadn't touched my head
    Thank God, I Blue balled last night
    It could've hurt much worse if I put up a fight
    You may have killed my pride today
    Mr parents are like half your age
    Now who's gonna sleep with me
    You bragged.

    and I'm never hooking up again
    Tired of being scammed all weekend
    No I won't be drowned with gin
    or drink binge every night
    Should've known better then to dive right in
    or take off my pants as you were drooling
    So I'm never hooking up again
    At least not through chat rooms


    (Now That I'm Young)
    Now Since I'm Young

    (Now That I'm Young)
    Did I chat too long, too long

    So my inhibitions are gone
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